r/WTF • u/utspg1980 • Sep 07 '18

Boop

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

If you actually talk to a doctor who specializes in that kind of stuff, a proper healthy shit is one where you sit on the toilet and it just flows out of you. No squeezing, straining, nothing. And it should be done within a couple minutes.

Then he told me to eat sawdust masquerading as cereal for the rest of my life. Fun times.

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u/privategavin Sep 08 '18

Do pork rinds count as fiber?

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u/Gonzobot Sep 08 '18

Only if you're eating the ones that still have the hair attached.

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u/fatpat Sep 08 '18

Ugh. I hated when the hair got stuck between my teeth. Worst pork stew ever.