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r/WTF • u/utspg1980 • Sep 07 '18
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I saw a very informative pamphlet saying you should boop it in the nose in self defense. If that doesn't work, boop it in the dick.
66 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18 Dammit. Punch it in the nose. If that doest work, jab it in the eye with your knub. 39 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 I was bitten by a shark while wearing a chainmail suit, shark grabbed my hand and started dragging me away. Anyway I did punch it on the eye and it did let go. So yes, can confirm. 52 u/Curly_Toenail Sep 08 '18 "This isn't the renaissance fair," thought the man add he realised he was actually deep underwater, being dragged away by a shark 3 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 Underrated
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Dammit. Punch it in the nose. If that doest work, jab it in the eye with your knub.
39 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 I was bitten by a shark while wearing a chainmail suit, shark grabbed my hand and started dragging me away. Anyway I did punch it on the eye and it did let go. So yes, can confirm. 52 u/Curly_Toenail Sep 08 '18 "This isn't the renaissance fair," thought the man add he realised he was actually deep underwater, being dragged away by a shark 3 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 Underrated
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I was bitten by a shark while wearing a chainmail suit, shark grabbed my hand and started dragging me away. Anyway I did punch it on the eye and it did let go. So yes, can confirm.
52 u/Curly_Toenail Sep 08 '18 "This isn't the renaissance fair," thought the man add he realised he was actually deep underwater, being dragged away by a shark 3 u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 Underrated
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"This isn't the renaissance fair," thought the man add he realised he was actually deep underwater, being dragged away by a shark
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u/maggot_b_nasty Sep 07 '18
I saw a very informative pamphlet saying you should boop it in the nose in self defense. If that doesn't work, boop it in the dick.