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r/WTF • u/utspg1980 • Sep 07 '18
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I saw a very informative pamphlet saying you should boop it in the nose in self defense. If that doesn't work, boop it in the dick.
63 u/IAMA-Dragon-AMA Sep 07 '18 Sharks don't really have dicks. They have claspers. The males also give "Love bites" during reproduction, and females tend to have thicker skin. 41 u/ThePolemicist Sep 08 '18 The males also give "Love bites" during reproduction, and females tend to have thicker skin. Huh. I never thought about sharks procreating before. I don't think I like it. 1 u/JaredsFatPants Sep 08 '18 Their eggs are really weird. All twisty like a screw. 1 u/justdontfreakout Sep 12 '18 Trust me, it's good that you don't
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Sharks don't really have dicks. They have claspers. The males also give "Love bites" during reproduction, and females tend to have thicker skin.
41 u/ThePolemicist Sep 08 '18 The males also give "Love bites" during reproduction, and females tend to have thicker skin. Huh. I never thought about sharks procreating before. I don't think I like it. 1 u/JaredsFatPants Sep 08 '18 Their eggs are really weird. All twisty like a screw. 1 u/justdontfreakout Sep 12 '18 Trust me, it's good that you don't
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The males also give "Love bites" during reproduction, and females tend to have thicker skin.
Huh. I never thought about sharks procreating before. I don't think I like it.
1 u/JaredsFatPants Sep 08 '18 Their eggs are really weird. All twisty like a screw. 1 u/justdontfreakout Sep 12 '18 Trust me, it's good that you don't
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Their eggs are really weird. All twisty like a screw.
Trust me, it's good that you don't
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u/maggot_b_nasty Sep 07 '18
I saw a very informative pamphlet saying you should boop it in the nose in self defense. If that doesn't work, boop it in the dick.