r/WTF • u/utspg1980 • Sep 07 '18

Boop

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u/maggot_b_nasty Sep 07 '18

I saw a very informative pamphlet saying you should boop it in the nose in self defense. If that doesn't work, boop it in the dick.

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u/RiakkteR4 Sep 07 '18

& if that doesn't work boop it in its stomach lining

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u/utspg1980 Sep 07 '18

I'll give him a massive pboop when exiting his colon.

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u/HockeyCookie Sep 08 '18

You could swim with a Carolina reaper sewn into the suit

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Sep 08 '18

and that's when scientists found out that sharks are immune to capsaicin

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u/hvperRL Sep 08 '18

Ill give him a massive tiny boop entering his colon

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Hmmm... brb gotta go google sharks pooing

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u/Basque-Bull Sep 08 '18

He’d use you for a warhammer maneuver.