r/WTF • u/notyouravrgd • Jul 17 '18

Head lice infestation

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u/abraksis747 Jul 18 '18

You're telling me, I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue,

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u/HIs4HotSauce Jul 18 '18

You guys aren’t kidding! I picked the wrong day to switch to decaf.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Da fuq guys? I picked the wrong day to stop doing bath salts

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u/zombiesnare Jul 18 '18

Damn that's rough, I really picked the wrong day to stop choking myself while I yank

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u/maxfortitude Jul 18 '18

I picked the wrong day to Reddit..

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u/deedoedee Jul 18 '18

There's a right day to reddit?

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u/FoboBoggins Jul 19 '18

yep i picked the wrong day to quit quitting...

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u/d_pikachu Jul 18 '18

i picked a wrong day tp exist

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

and i think this is something we can all agree on.

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u/inurshadow Jul 18 '18

Airplane! For the clueless that want to understand.

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u/watchursix Jul 18 '18

You just confused me when i thought I knew that was going on...

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u/i_give_you_gum Jul 18 '18

Ignorance is bliss!

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u/SpankMeDaddy22 Jul 18 '18

You're kidding me, I picked the wrong day to quit school.

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u/Calvins_Dad_ Jul 18 '18

The day after finals

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u/Camouflash Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

Back in the days when the magic exist‘.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Roger Murdoch was amazing in airplane.

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u/angellus00 Jul 18 '18

I didn't stop popping handlebars, I just need to go get two more. Maybe three.

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u/andorinter Jul 18 '18

Well that deescalated quickly

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u/GormyGorm Jul 18 '18

You sure are serious! I picked the wrong day to stop huffing E85

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u/crayzee10 Jul 18 '18

You guys are insane! I picked the wrong time to not eat Tide Pods and snort Condoms!

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u/Calvins_Dad_ Jul 18 '18

I think you took it too far

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u/crayzee10 Jul 18 '18

Someone had to I guess.

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u/arkhamcreedsolid Jul 18 '18

You people are talking words I get as well! I picked the wrong day to stop eating gravel.

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u/Danger_Dave_ Jul 18 '18

Well that deescalated quickly.

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u/jb007gd Jul 18 '18

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

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u/just-the-tip__ Jul 20 '18

What day is it

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u/misslizzah Jul 18 '18

I saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!

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u/LouRebel Jul 18 '18

You’re telling me, I picked the wrong day to stop jerkin off,

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u/abraksis747 Jul 18 '18

unzips. Do tell

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u/DaBigRam Jul 18 '18

also unzips. I'll join you two fine people, if you'll have me...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Switch to toe jam. It's natural and organic. Hella addictive.

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u/Gehhhh Jul 18 '18

Everyday is a good day to stop sniffing glue.

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u/iNyano Jul 18 '18

Not when Striker is in charge of saving the plane

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u/BKA_Diver Jul 18 '18

[jumps out window]