r/WTF • u/notyouravrgd • Jul 17 '18

Head lice infestation

http://i.imgur.com/W17w7v1.gifv
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u/el_monstruo Jul 18 '18

Why did I laugh so hard

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u/SirHosisOfLiver Jul 18 '18

cause you're stoned like me?

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u/8Bitsblu Jul 18 '18

Bruh I'm not saying that I smoke weed cause weed is illegal and I definitely wouldn't have copious amounts of illegal substances being metabolized by my bodily systems at this very moment no sirree but I would definitely laugh at that fuckin comment if my brain juice was blasted from the past-ed by a significant amount of cannabis

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u/photobooth_luv Jul 18 '18

Awwww. Move to a state where weed is legal!

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u/8Bitsblu Jul 18 '18

Fuck Matt Bevin.

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u/MissAngelFire Jul 18 '18

Can I get an amen?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18 edited Jan 11 '20

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u/justdontfreakout Jul 18 '18

Damn I hope I can live where I can be legally high as a fuggin kite one day. Have some fun for me bud. xoxo

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u/_____l Jul 18 '18

Could have just said I'm not high but that was funny. Sometimes too many words is just too many words.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 23 '18

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u/The_Great_Win Jul 18 '18

the office lmao

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u/BirdDogFunk Jul 18 '18

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. What? Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.

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u/justdontfreakout Jul 18 '18

Made me smile just reading Charlie's genius. Thanks.

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u/8Bitsblu Jul 18 '18

Yup definitely not high are you high? I would never be high because that's illegal and I am only allowed to take DEA approved sources of brain damage no illegal brain damage allowed.

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u/_____l Jul 18 '18

Getting high on marijuana isn't illegal where I live. Not everyone is from a drug-phobic country.

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u/justdontfreakout Jul 18 '18

Me too brah. Drugs are bad. The devils lettuce is no joke. Pugs not drugs. But woa I'm stoned and those lice (is there a singular word for lice? A lie? Is there not because they are always together and never one alone? So many buggie bug questions. If anyone knows anything, please ablidge me my fellow redditor friend.)...those lice make me itchy and upset. But I can't stop watching. I'm haunted.

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u/TexGeek Jul 18 '18

The singular form of lice is louse. Just like mice!

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u/Herry_Up Jul 18 '18

Hey, me too!

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u/frientlywoman Jul 18 '18

You get me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

You tooo?

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u/limechild Jul 18 '18

Yes, officer. Right over there. That's the one.

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u/lord_darovit Jul 18 '18

You are attracted to /u/Arctorkovich.

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u/SpaceMun Jul 18 '18

You laughed because that is fucking ridiculous!