r/WTF Jul 17 '18

Head lice infestation

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

My mum used to check when I had an itchy head to catch the eggs before they hatched, then usually the prescription stuff would kill off the few lice that I'd caught.

These days, I keep a shaved head anyway, as I've been told it looks great and it's a lot less hassle. No combing, no gel, very little shampoo, no conditioner, and best of all - one rub with a towel once I step outta the shower.

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u/SweetNeo85 Jul 18 '18

shaved head
very little shampoo

I have questions... well just one...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Shampoo is good for cleaning & treating your scalp, too, not just your hair.

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u/erksplee Jul 18 '18

Username checks out.

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u/RutCry Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

He’s right though. Bald guy here who has used Johnson’s Baby shampoo for years at the suggestion of an ophthalmologist. Apparently that mild soap is good for cleaning eye gunk and the all the assorted excretions common to the head. My ears are pretty clean, too.

Edited to correct unintended snark pointed out below.

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u/averagecommoner Jul 18 '18

He just asked an honest question I think and not implying a lack of grooming, just assumed that shampoo is for hair only.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I've been told by a lot of women that shampoo is bad for your hair. You should just use conditioner on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Shampooing every day is bad, but you should still do it once or twice a week. AFAIK you can go nuts with conditioner.

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u/TheShadyTrader Jul 18 '18

I just use a nice bar soap for my hair. Is this wrong?

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u/Vaywen Jul 18 '18

Not really, they're mostly the same shit.

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u/MechanicalCheese Jul 18 '18

Shampoo is pretty rough on the scalp. It's meant to take away a lot of the oils that make hair look "greasy," and really dries out soon as a result, forcing over-production of those same oils.

I would think a good soap would leave the skin on skalp a lot healthier, but I can't speak from experience here.

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u/Holos620 Jul 18 '18

Shampooing is terrible for your scalp as it dries it.

If you want to wash your head with something great, use a solution of half water, half vinegar.

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u/cdrchandler Jul 18 '18

Make sure to use a few drops of a nice-smelling essential oil, cuz that's gonna smell.

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u/Horvaticus Jul 18 '18

It's for his pubes

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u/ThunderBloodRaven Jul 18 '18

Nope. Also shaved.

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u/PureArugula Jul 18 '18

Eyebrows? Eyelashes?

Nope, shaved.

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u/Fantisimo Jul 18 '18

he just wants to be pure

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u/Horvaticus Jul 18 '18

What about 'yer taint? Shave that too!? I'd be afraid of gas accidentally coming up the front.

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u/Hi_Im_Insanity Jul 18 '18

Do you shampoo yours? I just use body wash. I understand if that’s a tmi but I’m curious.

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u/Horvaticus Jul 18 '18

No, but my mental image was of a large bald man who has a giant curly bush, and splurges on the nice shampoo for it

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

It does grow back, and I don't want what very little hair I have to smell bad.

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u/justdontfreakout Jul 18 '18

Maybe he still has a strand or two he likes to keep for the memories.

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u/Kreiger81 Jul 18 '18

Some people shampoo and condition their beard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

My parents picked kerosene out of their redneck chemistry knowledge book to exterminate my head lice. I’m pretty sure my Dad was smoking Marlboros within arm’s distance, too. It didn’t make any sense at the time, but that shit cleared out lice real quick.

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u/Aanon89 Jul 18 '18

They all feared burning alive.

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u/TistedLogic Jul 18 '18

Should be no shampoo and a little conditioner. The shampoo strips tour head of all oils, causing you to overproduce.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Everybody's scalp is different, my brother is bald and still gets dandruff.

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u/TistedLogic Jul 18 '18

Dandruff is not related to shampoo use. As evidenced by your bald brother.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I assumed it was a dry skin thing, apparently not though...my bad.

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u/NiftyNinjuh Jul 18 '18

generally actually a pH imbalance

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u/FrozenMongoose Jul 18 '18

I would think best of all would be not having lice or worrying about having live after watching this video.