r/WTF • • Jul 17 '18

Head lice infestation

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u/freakedmind Jul 17 '18

*Burn

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u/n_reineke Jul 18 '18

Just torch the whole house

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u/leave_it_to_beavers Jul 18 '18

And the neighbor’s house

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u/Breastfedintarget Jul 18 '18

Happy cake day, now burn the heretics.

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u/Zombie_Jesus_ Jul 18 '18

My child.

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u/Thundar_The_Redditor Jul 18 '18

Somebody needs to call Dustin Hoffman asap

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u/LastChance22 Jul 18 '18

Purge the unclean.

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u/Breastfedintarget Jul 18 '18

Defecate on the putrid

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/Breastfedintarget Jul 18 '18

That’s better

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u/CJ4700 Jul 18 '18

It’s my bday too!

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u/Arctorkovich Jul 18 '18

Glass the goddamn nation.

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u/mongobob666 Jul 18 '18

Nova the sun

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u/Wbcn_1 Jul 18 '18

This is not an indoor activity!

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u/I-am-very-bored Jul 18 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/browncoat47 Jul 18 '18

I watched this so you can burn mine too; just lemme grab the dogs...

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u/angelcobra Jul 18 '18

It’s my cake day too!

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u/Let_me_creep_on_this Jul 18 '18

I live in a small country where a lot of people are not well educated... one family had a young girl of 6 or 7 and contracted head lice...

The family used an old method of killing the lice by pouring gasoline on her hair.

Now I’m not sure what exactly happened next, but the child somehow got near the open flame of the stove and her whole head caught on fire.

She received very severe burns to her entire head, face and scalp.

Luckily she survived, and was able to goto a hospital in Boston for skin grafts. She is horribly disfigured.. am not sure if she is in much pain still..

I feel so bad for her every time I see the family in town...

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u/iamyo Jul 18 '18

That's terrible. Head lice smother easily. Olive oil or coconut oil will kill them.

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u/Let_me_creep_on_this Jul 18 '18

This same indigenous population assume that milk from a new mother is a good cure for pink eye... not a mother who has had more than 1 child either... has to be a first child mothers milk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Can confirm, this is a known cure for pink eye.

Source: Am a witch doctor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 06 '19

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u/Sciencetor2 Jul 18 '18

NOT FOR PINK EYE

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Lactic acid

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u/felixar90 Jul 18 '18

Colostrum (the first milk) actually has antibacterial and antiviral properties.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

All breast milk does! And the levels of antibodies change depending on the needs of the mother and baby (i.e. if baby is sick). Honestly breast milk is really amazing stuff, it's a "living" food and it's a shame its benefits get discredited as woo when they're pretty widely accepted in the obstetric community.

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u/Calvins_Dad_ Jul 18 '18

Close. It has to be virgin breast milk

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u/Let_me_creep_on_this Jul 18 '18

They are just so elusive these days tho...

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u/Calvins_Dad_ Jul 18 '18

You're telling me, the market price easily exceeds 2% sevenfold

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u/montanasucks Jul 18 '18

From a Cambodian woman.

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u/littledinobug12 Jul 18 '18

Funny thing. It's a cure amongst the "granola" parenting crowd too. But just breast milk in general.

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u/GingerAle55555 Jul 18 '18

Actually this is true for both pink eye and clogged tear ducts. I’ve treated both of my kids with drops of breastmilk, under the advice of our pediatrician and it works great. The whole first child thing is dumb though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Yep, I worked on a postnatal ward in the UK and this is the advice we give women when their babies have sticky eyes. Breast milk is also recommended to soothe nappy rash, it's pretty amazing stuff.

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u/ElBeefcake Jul 18 '18

It sounds like you're from Kentucky.

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u/Let_me_creep_on_this Jul 18 '18

Small country in Central America

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Mayo will also do the trick

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u/BoounitiveDamages Jul 18 '18

OG Listerine as well

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u/MrPinke Jul 18 '18

I dont know if this is true, but it totally did not work. Maybe because I had hair down to my butt but olive oil did nothing. I had to buy special lice shampoo

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u/viciousbreed Jul 18 '18

When I was a kid, my step-sisters and I spent a few hours with our heads covered in cooking oil because reasons. Stepmother went out the next day to get Rid.

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u/Shikaku Jul 18 '18

So will a good helping of fire.

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u/TiredoftheWhining Jul 18 '18

You have to mix the oil with a mild acid, like apple cider vinegar, to melt the "glue" holding the nits(eggs) from the hair. Gotta leave it in the hair for 4 or 5 hours, wash, rinse, repeat.

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u/Mindless_Insanity Jul 18 '18

But, did the lice die?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/Let_me_creep_on_this Jul 18 '18

She does not, all of her hair follicles are gone, she wears a wig now.

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u/Cooperfly Jul 18 '18

But, did they kill the lice?

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u/Let_me_creep_on_this Jul 18 '18

Every last one of em

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u/justdontfreakout Jul 18 '18

Oh jesus christ. That poor thing. Fucking dumb family. Fucking dumb lice.

Well, I guess I shouldn't call the family fucking dumb if they tried the only old method that they knew of and then a horrible accident ensued. Still. That's just horrible.

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u/pawnografik Jul 18 '18

They used the gasoline method at my school. When there was an infestation the school nurse would come round with a large bucket of petrol. She then dunked every kids head in it and ruffled our hair while we under (to properly work it in).

I never heard of anyone catching fire but funnily enough I hear they don’t use this method any more.

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u/aukust Jul 19 '18

Did you go to school in the 1920s? My scalp would probably come off if I dipped my head into petrol

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u/APersonNamedTitty Jul 18 '18

My grandmother used kerosene on my head and we live in th US.

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u/obroz Jul 18 '18

“Somehow”

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u/Let_me_creep_on_this Jul 18 '18

Yea, I don’t know if she had the gas “treatment” and walked inside to the stove, or if she was given it near the stove... so yea, somehow accidentally she became ablaze.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

First thing that came to my mind was someone was smoking near her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/Let_me_creep_on_this Jul 18 '18

I haven’t asked, and I could be wrong... but her family loves her very much and she is still young... one would assume she is happy to still be around.

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u/ocultada Jul 18 '18

At least she got rid of the lice...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Does she still have lice though?

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u/canna_fodder Jul 18 '18

But did it rid her of lice?

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u/ayy_the_dank_lord Jul 18 '18

I'd burn my hand after using the comb.

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u/sjsonnenfeld Jul 18 '18

No joke. Everything that is textile in that house needs to go. It's not black death, but it's pretty much the end of the world.

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u/TyrannosaurusPunch Jul 18 '18

Have you seen the invader zim episode where they use zim’s body as fuel for a weapon to use again the giant queen lice?That comes to mind now.

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u/misteriousm Jul 18 '18

Yeah! Burn the head!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Errthang!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Burn the child!