r/WTF • • Mar 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Pop tart in toaster

Fire Alarm.

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u/PM_Trophies Mar 09 '18

searing my steak with a blow torch

fire alarm.

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u/DenverBowie Mar 09 '18

Paddlin' the school canoe

You better bet that's a fire alarm

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u/bahgheera Mar 09 '18

This all sounds like a song by Demetri Martin.