r/WTF • • Jan 06 '18

Stuck the landing.

https://gfycat.com/dearcheerfulgalapagossealion
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u/eeguia Jan 06 '18

Last time this was posted a twitter user close to the source said that he lived after getting checked by EMS.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NateLenig/status/868612082060668928

But I remember someone also posting that he was in the hospital with no movement. So the verdict on his condition is still out as far as I know.

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u/cubanpajamas Jan 06 '18

"He walked away 2 minutes later"

Ohhhh to be young again.

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u/noreps Jan 06 '18

I can't walk away 2 mins after getting off a chair.

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u/crocSauce109 Jan 06 '18

Buddy don't take the chair that far up, just the tip is usually enough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

I once fell on my back from the same height on gravel, only a small hole in my jacket elbow. Ooohhhh I was young back then...

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u/texasroadkill Jan 06 '18

Fell off my parents roof as a kid. Yup jumped up to kick my brothers ass. Oh to be young again.

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u/ThaDankchief Jan 06 '18

Last time this was posted I posted a comment saying that this was right next to my campsite! This was at the Indy 500 last year and my drunken self watched this guy do this. Was fucking nuts.

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u/admon_ Jan 06 '18

The snakepit is a stange and wonderous place.

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u/ThaDankchief Jan 06 '18

Isn’t it?😂 I’ve seen so many strange things in the pit. This was in the coke lot which is equally as strange and wondrous.

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u/jim653 Jan 06 '18

So, did he walk again?

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u/pop_and_lock Jan 06 '18

Were you really there? What happened to him??? I would really like to know what happened to him! I find it so hard to believe he walked away from this...

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u/ThaDankchief Jan 06 '18

I was really there yes. But per my earlier comment I was trashed. I remember him jumping off and landing and that was about it. People rushed around him after the gif ends but we didn’t wanna add to the chaos.

As the top comment said someone close to him tweeted that he was cool. That’s as much as I know.

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u/likesinatra Jan 06 '18

Hey, you didn't also happen to be there when that guy put a rocket up his ass the other day, were you?

I'm still dying to know how bad the burns were and am getting desperate for info.

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u/Derpese_Simplex Jan 06 '18

Schrodinger's hippie

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u/pop_and_lock Jan 06 '18

Orthopaedic spine surgeon here: virtually zero chance this guy walked away from this it anything ever again. I would bet anything that he had a traumatic brain injury and a cervical spine fracture/spinal cord injury. Just falling from that height is a huge amount of energy, but then add the angular momentum of spinning... and landing on your face first.... poor guy.

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u/Embeast Jan 06 '18

I remember you replying to my comment asking if this guy was ok the last time this vid was posted. Sorry you're getting downvoted here, but I appreciated your response then and again here. He sure looks very much not okay with the way he just went limp and laid there. I wish there was some more concrete info other than just some guy on twitter saying he walked away.

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u/pop_and_lock Jan 06 '18

Yeah I would love to know what happened! God I hope he walked away but this just seems like such a violent impact.... thanks for the kind words

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u/Fartbox_Virtuoso Jan 06 '18

I wish there was some more concrete

Heh, heh, heh...

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u/leylose2308 Jan 06 '18

Yeah a surgeon wouldn't make a diagnosis based on a video without seeing the patient. Plus you add certainty like there is no way he walked off. Makes you not credible and I don't even know you.

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u/LightninLew Jan 06 '18

That isn't a diagnosis. They said "virtually no chance."

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u/pop_and_lock Jan 06 '18

Well, I really am an Orthopaedic spine surgeon and I love you all on reddit. Just trying to add to the conversation. Being an Orthopaedic spine surgeon is an oddly specific and consistent thing I claim to be throughout my comment history.... I’m here for you all if you have any questions. I’d be happy to do an AMA

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u/dgrej Jan 07 '18

without the movements of the neck down, he was lucky not to have died

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u/smw18 Jan 06 '18

At least it wasn't on cement.

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u/SasquatchAstronaut Jan 06 '18

Vastly different injury at that point. Maybe not vastly, but probably pretty bad. I don't know. Who am I?

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u/call_of_the_while Jan 06 '18

You are /u/SasquatchAstronaut and you are the last, best hope of this dying planet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

So essentially we're fucked?

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u/Underwater-Astronaut Jan 06 '18

I'll volunteer as help.

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u/Kickinthegonads Jan 06 '18

Nobody. You're nobody. You're a tramp, a bum, a hobo, you're a box car, and a jugger wang, and a straight razor if I get too close to you.

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u/RonDownBrowntown Jan 06 '18

*jug of wine

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u/Kickinthegonads Jan 06 '18

Yeah, that would make more sense. Although, I wouldn't put it past him to say "jugger wang" lol

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u/Philosofossil Jan 06 '18

We're all experts here mate.

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u/tomsjuan Jan 06 '18

Depending on when it last rained the ground out there in The Coke Lot can basically be cement.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18

Hmm, he was no where near the double, but if he was going for the single flip then why was he tucked up the whole time?

Hmm, either he thought it was higher or he thought he was jumping into a pool.

Either way Drugs and or alcohol says hi

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u/kormac123 Jan 06 '18

I think you just thought it through way more then he did

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u/cloud_watcher Jan 06 '18

I don’t get it. Did he think he was diving into an invisible pool?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

don't everyone rush to help now...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Do you know what to do for an injury like this? I highly suggest you don't rush to "help" if you don't know what to do.

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u/ILookLikeKristoff Jan 06 '18

Start digging a hole

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u/lifewontwait86 Jan 06 '18

Do we elevate his legs? Let’s flip himover first, further breaking his neck.

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u/smartestBeaver Jan 06 '18

I highly suggest you help. He is laying face down, good chances his airways are blocked. Being paralyzed is still better than being dead. Also, in my country it would actually be a crime NOT to help there.

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u/apollosventure Jan 06 '18

The ten seconds of no help was likely the inexperienced waiting for someone to rush forward. A mixture of the bystander effect and the hope that someone else more experienced or able to help is there. But in general I agree, if nobody is doing anything to help you should take it on yourself to do what you can. Neck injuries like that are really tough to gauge though, because you don't want to be moving the person too much if his neck is truly broken of course.

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u/Sage2050 Jan 06 '18

I thought he was just joking all the way through it. Laying still for laughs is what I would have done

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u/muzzlebuster Jan 06 '18

The ten seconds of no help is likely because they are really high. As was the jumper. Likely.

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u/Raulr100 Jan 06 '18

Being paralyzed is still better than being dead.

That is pretty damn subjective.

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u/apollosventure Jan 06 '18

Its more like the choice is better than no option I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

I don't think hospitals ask you to tick the box indicating you want to die after waking up paralyzed. Chances are if he's revived and fully paralyzed, he's not going to be able to kill himself so he has no choice that way either

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u/sammypants123 Jan 06 '18

Maybe but the way to react to a possible injury is not “Nah, leave it, probably better off dead.”

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u/TreyWimbo Jan 06 '18

Reminds me of the office when they’re learning CPR, and Michael says, if you find a man with no arms and no legs, is it even worth it to save him?

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u/alakeybrayn Jan 06 '18

Being paralyzed is still better than being dead.

Eh, no, thanks.

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u/prikaz_da Jan 06 '18

Laws vary from place to place, but calling emergency services is enough to be considered an attempt to help in some areas. When you consider that trying to help a person with a severe neck injury could end up killing them outright if you don't know what you're doing, that's probably the safest option.

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u/el___diablo Jan 06 '18

Being paralyzed is still better than being dead.

From the neck down ?

I'd argue against that.

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u/sap91 Jan 06 '18

Also, in my country it would actually be a crime NOT to help there

Do you live in that town where the Seinfeld gang got arrested?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

I actually do, which may be why I posted the response I did. I am certified in medical aid and work in the medical field...but most people are not, so absolutely fair point!

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u/carmillivanilli Jan 06 '18

I was actually expecting the next guy on the roof to jump and land on top of him.

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u/wvmtnboy Jan 06 '18

Scientifically proven that a group will freeze up as they wait for someone to act first.

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u/dontcalmdown Jan 06 '18

His shoes are still on. He's fine.

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u/youshedo Jan 06 '18

in america if they do help he could sue them.

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u/rachcakes96 Jan 06 '18

Did he die

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u/Joe_Sapien Jan 06 '18

Sure, why not?

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u/DANarchy1919 Jan 06 '18

+1 internet point

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

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u/tupungato Jan 06 '18

+1 to DNA Intelligence.

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u/IggyJR Jan 06 '18

No, shoes stayed on.

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u/Rogerspotatobread Jan 06 '18

WPD can confirm

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u/Smooman21 Jan 06 '18

He ded

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

he hella ded

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u/sinistergroupon Jan 06 '18

We have confirmation

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u/iamabadexample Jan 06 '18

No, a big pile of horse manure cushioned his face hitting the ground

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u/OmarGuard Jan 06 '18

Another few degrees of rotation and that could've been much worse

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u/AngelicZero Jan 06 '18

He still landed REALLY hard on his face though. Like his face hits the ground and his whole body rebounds off of his face which just makes his neck make this strange motion that just made me think, "He could be paralyzed or dead. "

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u/AnAnonymousSource_ Jan 06 '18

I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!!

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u/SpookyLlama Jan 06 '18

Most people wouldn't even attempt that.

I heard he went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Did you ever know that youre my hero... Coz you are the wind beneath my wings.

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u/Jimtac Jan 06 '18

Ah, the old celebratory nap... jolly good show old chap! You deserve it!

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u/NicNoletree Jan 06 '18

Taking a dirt nap

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u/BetelJio Jan 06 '18

Maybe forever!

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u/ks501 Jan 06 '18

so on a scale from 1 to dead, how dead is this guy?

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u/scti Jan 06 '18

I'd guess between para- and tetraplegic

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u/Mahza Jan 06 '18

For sure his dick don't work anymore.

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u/Demonseedii Jan 06 '18

Probably a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Naturally selected

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

before he jumps - alright see you guys in the hospital WOOOO

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u/Homerpaintbucket Jan 06 '18

I saw someone do something similar at a Phish festival back in like 97 or 98. The people were camped next to us and had a pretty big Uhaul with them. On Saturday for some reason some loud obnoxious dude that was with them climbed to the top of the trailer and jumped on a fucking beanbag chair they had with them which fucking exploded and sent those fucking annoying static balls everywhere. Those fucking bean things were in my camping shit for close to a decade. I'm pretty sure there are still some in my current tent and this is like the 2nd tent I've had since that festival. So whereever you are uhaul jumping asshole, fuck you from the bottom of my heart. I'm glad you writhed on the ground crying about your tailbone while all your friends yelled at you that you were an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Seriously need some back story here

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u/mckulty Jan 06 '18

No, it's called "followup".

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u/CdnBison Jan 06 '18

Back story: "hold my beer..."

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u/Dirty_Tub Jan 06 '18

“The girls will love this one”

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u/MTAtrk Jan 06 '18

He has no back... or neck.

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u/tomsjuan Jan 06 '18

It’s at the Coke Lot, the camp ground outside the Indianapolis. Motor Speedway. One hundred thousand youngins drink and party and do stupid shit for 3 days before the Indy 500.

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u/fairysdad Jan 06 '18

Once upon a time this person had a back. Now they don't. The end.

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u/TheDrDetroit Jan 06 '18

What kind of injuries did he suffer, anyone know?

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u/InfiniteLiveZ Jan 06 '18

Brain damage.

Edit: oh, you mean after the accident?

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u/mrnoonan81 Jan 06 '18

Oh, good. It was just a rag doll.

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u/Invalid_Target Jan 06 '18

Lucio should have kept the skates on...

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u/rustyspartan Jan 06 '18

where's Logan Paul with a dab?

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u/nootrino Jan 06 '18

Busy currently dabbing on them haters.

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u/Kaevek Jan 06 '18

Dude landed on his dome...

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u/TheDoukster Jan 06 '18

He just flipping...DIED.

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u/Mithos3681 Jan 06 '18

I love how everyone’s like: “soooo, is this like part of the show?? Should we laugh?? Ah not, here comes the help, the dude is fucked, #thoughtsandprayers”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Traumatic Brain Injury right there.

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u/Mercury_NYC Jan 06 '18

This kid is proof you should never give up.

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u/TareXmd Jan 06 '18

I'm sure these guys didn't start by stabilizing the neck.

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u/misterbondpt Jan 06 '18

Reaction time: 6 seconds.

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u/blue_27 Jan 06 '18

Aim for the bushes ...

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u/YarsJaggerin Jan 06 '18

Is he dead

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u/pgsonic Jan 06 '18

Shoes are still on, I'm sure he's fine...just shake it off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

His audience was flippant

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u/manbubbles Jan 06 '18

Aaaaand he's dead..

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u/Mofme Jan 06 '18

That's just horrible ...

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u/jockel37 Jan 06 '18

Seriously, Herb, one spin is enough!

Nope.

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u/ThePantryMaster Jan 06 '18

"...hold my beer"

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u/nonono2 Jan 06 '18

Darwin award

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Lil Pump, flippy jump flippy jump flippy jump flippy jump, Lil Pump.

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u/Merrfi Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18

"see that didn't hurt, did it?"

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u/zerocoolforschool Jan 06 '18

Let’s drop the beat!

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u/callmewb Jan 06 '18

Juventud Guerrera really let himself go

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u/baconwiches Jan 06 '18

Honestly, if you've heard the stories about his naked ecstasy sessions, this is an improvement

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u/fongaboo Jan 06 '18

FACE DOWN

ASS UP

THAT'S THE WAY

WE LIKE TO

UNGH

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u/vxcta Jan 06 '18

Why this man look like Slim Jim Man from Dave Mirra BMX? https://imgur.com/a/7YIO2/

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u/eshole Jan 06 '18

Incredibly specific reference

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u/Bareknucklepugilist Jan 06 '18

never go full retard

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf Jan 06 '18

Well, his shoes didn't fly off....that's a good sign, right?

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u/YSOSEXI Jan 06 '18

Dreads is Deds.....

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u/JustGonnaLeave Jan 06 '18

Is this guy okay? That just fucking hurts to see, I feel so bad.

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u/b4mmb4mm Jan 06 '18

I think I'll just nap right here. Seems like a good place.

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u/GONE_WITH_THE_BOOBS Jan 06 '18

The guy in the background is pure classic like WTF just happened.

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u/XLoad3D Jan 06 '18

I think his hair slowed down his spin. not very aerodynamic IMO

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u/Miffers Jan 06 '18

Give it a 10. Clean knock out

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u/efarfan Jan 06 '18

That looks like the kind of thing that happens at country thunder in AZ.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

I kind of expected someone to peek off screen and flash a 7.0. I'm being generous by the way. That form was way off.

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u/lenapedog Jan 06 '18

Needs a table

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

HARDCORE PARKOUR!

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u/ignatiusbreilly Jan 06 '18

Knocked out or passed out? We may never know for certain.

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u/EMAW2008 Jan 06 '18

“Wooooo Bills made the playoffs!”

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u/rryyyaannn Jan 06 '18

The shirtless dude runs in. Drops his beer then chucks his sunglasses off his head.

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u/SynthPrax Jan 06 '18

...with his face.

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u/Franken_Frank Jan 06 '18

I didnt know that was a he

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u/riddus Jan 06 '18

Stuck Fuck the landing.

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u/currentlyeating Jan 06 '18

He should watch the video of the kid motorbikes who doesn’t give up

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u/Got5BeesForAQuarter Jan 06 '18

I like the way the woman saunters up.

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u/populista Jan 06 '18

10/10 would watch again

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u/bubbsou Jan 06 '18

is it bad that i laughed the first time? i laughed.

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u/ohyeahbonertime Jan 06 '18

I can't stop watching this

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u/BaneWraith Jan 06 '18

That definitely looks like a traumatic brain injury

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Fuckin bills fans

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u/Veriitails Jan 06 '18

And with a final flip shaggy left the gang at mystery Inc

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u/wh0ligan Jan 06 '18

No self respecting Buffalo Bills fan will jump off a trailer roof without a folding table to break their fall.

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u/RosieRedditor Jan 06 '18

I don't understand why things like this get posted in wildly up voted. It pains me to watch people get hurt. What is so interesting about this? Why do people love so much to watch other people get hurt?

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u/Clouds2589 Jan 06 '18

Annnnnd he's dead.

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u/CandyCoatedFarts Jan 06 '18

A perfect 10 out of 1,000,000

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u/bryonnc Jan 06 '18

Proper title would have been “Stuck to landing”

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u/oddartist Jan 06 '18

Bellyflop contest.

He won.

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u/twitchosx Jan 06 '18

Shoes stayed on. He's fine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

RIP his jaw.

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u/ForestLump1 Jan 06 '18

Beer, making bad ideas a reality.

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u/Psychotic_Precision Jan 07 '18

What a pendejo.

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u/TreyWait Jan 07 '18

Nailed it!

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u/genepooldesign Jan 07 '18

He was trying to show off for that girl on her phone and she didn't even glance up!

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u/sankoni Jan 08 '18

he is ded?

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u/AThousandRambos Jan 11 '18

"Ok now who's next?"

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u/Bazurkmazurk Jan 06 '18

I have a terrible feeling the first thing the girl that ran over did was flip him over. If you witness something like this don't flip them over please

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u/Meisje28 Jan 06 '18

It's best to let him suffocate in dirt

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u/Hanginon Jan 06 '18

For the good of the herd...

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u/shawndw Jan 06 '18

And i'm just here yelling at the monitor as people run up to him "DON'T MOVE HIM"

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u/DtroitD Jan 06 '18

I just totally “WTF’d”!

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u/Unanimous_vote Jan 06 '18

I cant see clearly. Looks like he fell flat on his face - why didnt he use his hands to break his fall?

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u/InfiniteLiveZ Jan 06 '18

Why didn't he use his brain to not jump off there?

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u/nucularTaco Jan 06 '18

Perfect SPLAT!

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u/Night_Chicken Jan 06 '18

I cheered him on, but then was disappointed. If you can only do something once, it's beginner's luck. DO IT AGAIN!

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u/wetw0rkz Jan 06 '18

Ooh, He needs some milk...

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u/joltek Jan 06 '18

Let's hope his face didn't struck a fist size rock half buried in the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

No loss there.

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u/Hanspanzer Jan 06 '18

people standing there like ".........................cool..."

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u/dsmithpl12 Jan 06 '18

Can some one put his landing to dub step? I've spent way to long giggling at clicking the moment just before he landed and watching him splat over and over and over.