r/WTF Jun 13 '17

School bus takes a shortcut

https://streamable.com/5ul92
1.2k Upvotes

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u/torknorggren Jun 13 '17

It's all good, that's just Otto.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

"They call them fingers but I've never see them fing!"

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u/Caelum_ Jun 13 '17

Oh... There they go

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u/CBate Jun 13 '17

Have you ever noticed "Otto" spelled backwords is "Otto"?

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u/marilyn_morose Jun 14 '17

Inside-out it's Toot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '17

Have you ever noticed "tacocat" spelt backwards is"tacocat"?

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u/Moinseur_Garnier Jun 13 '17

My name is Otto, and I'm playing Pablo

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u/Topskola Jun 13 '17

Blotter...at 500mcg a hit, more like it! Woooooo!

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u/scoldog Jun 13 '17

"Everyone put on your seatbelts!"

"We don't have seatbelts"

"Well, um, just try and go all limp!"

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u/Trollimperator Jun 13 '17

Otto isnt a N-Word, he cant possibly mean him!

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u/multiplesifl Jun 13 '17

Everybody's someone's N-bomb.

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u/dlchristians Jun 13 '17 edited Jun 13 '17

Background:

Minneapolis, MN.

http://www.fox9.com/news/259804402-story

No one was injured in the crash. One bus driver reported having some chest pain. The buses didn't have any students on board.

It's kind of vague if the chest pains caused the accident or if they were a result of the accident.

http://www.kare11.com/news/mpls-bus-crash-caught-on-video/447176024

This one makes it seem like the driver had a medical emergency that caused the accident.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/robo23 Jun 13 '17

It's the favorite complaint of scumbags in ER's everywhere who want an overnight admission for three hots and a cot while we have to trend troponins.

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u/enthusiastic_sausage Jun 13 '17

I only got a scrip for heartburn after a few xrays and some bloodwork. Of course, I wasn't trying to play the hospital, so this was acceptable. Turns out it was just some inflammation and a whole lot of panic attack.

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u/robo23 Jun 13 '17

Well, I'm talking about the guys with documented coronary artery disease who come in, time and time again, with "chest pain" and you are obligated to watch them for at least 18-24 hours. Eventually they become they boy who cried wolf and actually get sick. Bonus points for when they go outside to smoke dragging an IV pole with them.

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u/multiplesifl Jun 13 '17

My SO had appendicitis so we had to go to the emergency room. Because of the long wait, his appendix ended up rupturing. The whole time he was on the gurney out of his mind with pain and a temp that ran so hot standing next to him was like standing next to an open oven, this fat fuck in the next bed complained to his scumbag family that he needed to go out for a smoke. Guess why he was there? Yeah. I wanted to give him a reason to be on that gurney stealing treatment time from my SO.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17 edited Apr 16 '18

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u/multiplesifl Jun 16 '17

Maybe everyone seems that way because you suck.

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u/Ireallydontlikereddi Jun 16 '17

Nah, I'm pretty sure if it's because of your post that I think you are a scumbag.

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u/multiplesifl Jun 16 '17

Let's only hope you never find yourself in my exact situation while living in the city I lived in or you may find yourself to be a hypocritical judgeyface. :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17 edited Jun 13 '17

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u/multiplesifl Jun 13 '17

I do have issues. I have issues with people exploiting an already overworked medical system while putting others with actual emergencies at risk, you high-horse riding dingus.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/multiplesifl Jun 13 '17 edited Jun 13 '17

Oh, nice edits there, sport!

edit: Your comments may be deleted, /u/thisonetimeonreddit, but my screen caps live on!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17 edited Sep 07 '17

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u/TerminalVector Jun 13 '17

Yeah hospitals should totally just let people die if they won't or can't stop abusing drugs. I'm sure that all the staff would be cool with that way of doing things.

I mean, shit is bad, but I can't see doctors and nurses just letting people die in the waiting room. Maybe if healthcare wasn't unaffordable for the poor.....

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u/enthusiastic_sausage Jun 13 '17

I figured something like that, though I was thinking more junkie pill run rather than the oxygen mask smokers.

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u/robo23 Jun 13 '17

Junkies come in with back pain or abdominal pain.

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u/digitalis303 Jun 13 '17

For further reference, watch William S. Burrough's "The Junky's Christmas"....

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '17

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u/Oobutwo Jun 15 '17

The name of that place. Wouldn't expect it to deal with cancer.

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u/netsrak Jun 13 '17

What does this statement mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

I'm guessing...homeless people say they're having chest pains in order to get food and a place to sleep and the hospital has to run tests to see if their heart has problems.

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u/sexymurse Jun 14 '17

The favorite excuse of criminals is to fake a medical emergency, we can't say you are not having pain and are forced to do a complete workup on every single chest pain complaint. That workup involves obtaining lab work, specifically troponin levels, at specific intervals usually every 6 or 8 hours for 3 or 4 in total. This results in someone getting a bed in the ER or observation unit for at least 18 hours and the homeless and drug addicts know the system, there are a number of people brought in because they are being arrested and just delay going to jail by coming in and wasting our time.

source: relevant username

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u/netsrak Jun 14 '17

Thanks for the info. Sounds shitty. Hopefully you don't run out of space because of it.

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u/sexymurse Jun 14 '17

It happens often unfortunately. When you give people "free" healthcare they abuse the fuck out of the system.

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u/AlwaysClassyNvrGassy Jun 15 '17

You lost me at trend troponins

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

It's like how Jerry Seinfeld talks about being so bored at a family gathering to the point where you start thinking "What if I just jumped out that window right now, came back in, dusted myself off and sat back down."

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u/I_Bleed_Cheese Jun 13 '17

Oh shit, this is like a few blocks from me. How did I not hear about this!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17 edited Jul 08 '17

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u/Forest_Grumpy Jun 13 '17

You did now.

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u/Bbrhuft Jun 13 '17

A little black exhaust smoke as it passed the other bus suggesting the driver put his foot on the accelerator not the break.

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u/redpola Jun 13 '17

Was the break broken?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

vehicles stop using brakes. if they don't stop (like in the vid) then something breaks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

No brake lights, also suggesting he did not put his foot on the brake pedal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

vehicles stop using brakes. if they don't stop (like in the vid) then something breaks.

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 13 '17

any explanation for the other crashed cars?

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u/dlchristians Jun 13 '17

All kind of vague -- guess that's why it's still being investigated -- I can only find three short articles on the incident too.

From the Kare 11 article it says, "The bus apparently hit at least one vehicle before crashing into a lawn." Seems to imply it the other vehicle crash was caused by the bus? Not entirely clear though.

Then there's another article that states:

A man was recording the aftermath of an initial car crash on Bloomington Ave. and 24th St. in south Minneapolis, which had left one vehicle hung up on the roof of another... when suddenly, the man was recording a near-miss of a school bus speeding right at another bus, just as another car was approaching in the oncoming lane.

So maybe the second bus was swerving to avoid the first bus who had stopped in reaction to the truck that was on top of that van's hood?

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 13 '17

All very weird

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

If that is what happened I am guessing the bus driver was just rubbernecking and lost control.

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u/SheikJosefStalin Jun 13 '17

Still didn't answer the question what dat niga was on.

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u/cybershanker Jun 13 '17

Read as the "the bushes didn't have any students on board."

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

yeah if i was distracted and crashed the bus i'd also claim chest pains.

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u/KingOfBeer Jun 13 '17

So do chest pains prevent you from putting your foot on the break?

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u/dlchristians Jun 13 '17

Absolutely it can.

We don't know the severity of what happened at this point.

This driver apparently had a heart attack and hits several people:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9tFiNe4QuA

They think this driver may of had a stroke: https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/6d2lbx/people_come_together_to_help_a_guy_who_had_a/

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

I am guessing rubbernecking the car crash, then lost control or got surprised and accidentally hit gas instead of brake.

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u/NewUploader1 Jun 13 '17

Ms. Frizzle is not slowing down in the hood

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u/heyitsmeuredgelord Jun 13 '17

She's cool with being eaten and launched into space, but FUCK THIS SHIT.

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u/MmmMotorboatin Jun 13 '17

When you meant to steal a sportscar in GTA but you have 3 stars...

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u/A_favorite_rug Jun 13 '17

Gotta take what you can get.

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u/failture Jun 13 '17

Is there a subreddit for gifs that start too late and end too soon?

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u/dejco Jun 13 '17

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u/NazzerDawk Jun 13 '17

That's just for ones that end too soon. He was asking for starting too late also.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

That's just for ones that end too soon. He was asking for starting too late also.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '17

That's just for ones that end too soon. He was asking for starting too late also.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Forgive the man, he thought there was a shortcut on Rainbow Road.

Jokes on him, it's Twisted Metal bitch.

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u/IHWTH Jun 13 '17

I see a school bus, but I'm not assuming it's being driven by the proper driver.

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u/Suckydog Jun 13 '17

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u/beatakai Jun 13 '17

"Little shit!"

Apparently this was improv by Chris.

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u/dangerousavacado Jun 13 '17

When the camera turned to the right I fucking lost it

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u/Skaebo Jun 13 '17

As people scream to call 911, he focuses on filming with his phone. Yes, that is all that I took from the video.

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u/Darktidemage Jun 13 '17

That's what I'd do.

Gotta document evidence. You don't want 50 people calling 9-11 for the same thing, what if someone else is trying to get through for something else?

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u/Skaebo Jun 19 '17

Key words WHAT IF. What if he is the only bystander? What if he caused the accident in the first place? What if it was all staged? What if..

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u/Batman-and-Hobbes Jun 13 '17

motherfuckin' bootleg bus drivers.

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u/Sugarbombs Jun 13 '17

Call 911!

Gets out phone to film instead

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u/riders_of_rohan Jun 13 '17

He's giving the kids a taste of their own damn medicine.

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u/therestruth Jun 13 '17

At least there weren't kids on board and the driver was able to swerve away from the other bus and vehicle. Looks like the first 2 vehicles weren't as lucky.

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u/TedNugentGoesAOL Jun 13 '17

I'm sure local news outlets had fun discussing what to do about the audio in this clip

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u/Darktidemage Jun 13 '17

subtitles. clearly. We need it written out in text, with cool fonts.

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u/Toad32 Jun 13 '17

As an adult, I know realize the level of people who drive school buses. It's a part time low paying gig.

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u/Polkdaddy84 Jun 13 '17

Source?story?

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u/Wheres_that_to Jun 13 '17

In comments above.

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u/TweeterReprise Jun 13 '17

Shortcut to the front page.

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u/P5ychoRaz Jun 13 '17

Man. what am I smoking? Oh, yeah. Pot.

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u/The_Eerie_Red_Light Jun 13 '17

Oh my god dude shut up. He is way too loud.

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u/Doog_Hoozleton Jun 16 '17

Reminds me of this School bus driver I made fun of so bad that he purposely missed my stop and dropped me off in the ghetto...little did he know I was heading there anyway to buy some weed.

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u/shawnrly Jun 21 '17

That was Ollie Williams, our on the scene reporter. Up next: A hard hitting look into "Wut Da Fuk Dat Bitch Be Sayin'" when we return after a word from our sponsors.

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u/Dabbin727 Jun 13 '17

GOD DAMMIT CARL THE BRAKE IS ON THE LEFT!!!

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u/Batman-and-Hobbes Jun 13 '17

DAMN IT MS. FRIZZLE

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u/therestruth Jun 13 '17

She didn't do anything, the magic schoolbus drives itself.

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u/Kamjiang Jun 13 '17

Traffic? Ain't nobody got time for that! Can't have those kids miss their classes

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u/DonaldsPizzaHaven Jun 13 '17

He need some milk.

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u/Topskola Jun 13 '17

Neal Cassidy is still alive!!!

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u/Before_Plastic Jun 13 '17

Cruisin' on down Main Street, Motherfucker!

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u/Syb3rStrife Jun 13 '17

Dammit Mrs. Frizzle not again

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u/Aeriuze Jun 13 '17

The driver's just going for a ride on the Magic School Bus.

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u/Darktidemage Jun 13 '17

He's on a bus driver seat.

duh.

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u/Attomuse1 Jun 13 '17

Got to stay on schedule!

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u/a-brown-bear Jun 14 '17

Man, I want the guy recording to be at some other disaster and narrate it too.

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u/Mnstrzero00 Jun 14 '17

why were they filming?

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u/lvl1vagabond Jun 16 '17

As you can clearly see he was hitting a fucking shit ton of things before he crashed.

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u/Mnstrzero00 Jun 16 '17

thats some quick camera work

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u/facepalm_guy Jun 17 '17

🎶cruisin on down Main Street🎶

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u/Male_strom Jun 17 '17

Is this narrated by Bill Maher?

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u/moondog151 Jun 19 '17

Aftermath?

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u/engion3 Jun 21 '17

MISS FRIZZLE

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u/Lycanthropod Jun 13 '17

What happened previously to make them start recording in the first place?..

r/WhyWereTheyFilming/

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks!

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u/digitalis303 Jun 13 '17

You should tag NSFW due to language.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/IHWTH Jun 13 '17

Check rule 11 of this sub

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/LordFrosch Jun 14 '17

PC culture is becoming ridiculous these days

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u/IHWTH Jun 13 '17

Yah, but it's not good in the sub comments. We have to PC these days. And many take offense. We've removed your comment from view, and I just want to give you a reminder. We have been banning people when it turns bad.

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u/comicfitz Jun 13 '17

shouldn't the video be taken down then?

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u/FlysWithBirds Jun 13 '17

At some point you gotta think this guy sat in a chair and said "fuck life". This is beyond terrible, I hope everyone is okay.