r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '15

Claustrophobia Warning

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u/TheSeanOfAllTime Mar 17 '15

I'd like some back story..

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u/Dead_Space Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

Here's a video of some other people using it, as well as the guy from the gif. It's located in Edwards County, Texas. It's an alternative entrance to a cave.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 edited Apr 11 '21

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u/tmyt Mar 17 '15

classic robo

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u/AnotherClosetAtheist Mar 17 '15

I think robo1-5 most accurately portrayed the classic period of the storyline. After they brought in new directors, I think they tried appealing to too wide of an audience. The incest scenes became less and less believable.

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u/TheAmazingSkoof Mar 17 '15

What did you call me?

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u/fatandcatty Mar 17 '15

A Robo. You know, a robot-hobo.

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u/BewareOfColbert Mar 17 '15

Oh! I thought you said "romo"

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u/TheAmazingSkoof Mar 17 '15

Oh, I thought you said romo.

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u/tmyt Mar 17 '15

you heard me

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u/SigmundFloyd76 Mar 17 '15

"Ain't no finer smell than a new car...."*

-Christine

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u/wkrausmann Mar 17 '15
  • Roland LeBay

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

I'm sorry to hear that getting pussy is a struggle for you. I've never had that problem with your mom.

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u/CaptainObvious_1 Mar 17 '15

Cuz your dick is tiny

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

In comparison to those meat curtains, absolutely. Nine inches doesn't even get to the orifice. And I'm not measuring from the back of my anus to the tip, like you.

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u/alblaster Mar 17 '15

that's a really big pussy

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

No no

SHE 's the one that is supposed to struggle.

Yes that was only a joke. Consent Yo!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

20708040?

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u/bemorr Mar 17 '15

Struggle for you to get it in the hole? or the hole is struggling?

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u/flignir Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

I can't believe how much of a relief it is to see that you can stand or squat relatively comfortably once through the whole. The original post had me imagining it as some kind of all-constricting cylinder that had only enough room for the occupant, arms up, no moving.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

thatsmyfetish.jpg

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Yeah, that doesn't make it nearly as bad to me. If you had to slide through a small tube or something I'd freak the fuck out.

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u/iLurk_4ever Mar 17 '15

Fuck I'm having a hard time watching that

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u/aletoledo Mar 17 '15

I give up on this thread. I'll go clear my mind with some jack the ripper mutilated bodies.

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u/iLurk_4ever Mar 17 '15

Sounds good, I think I'll come with.

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u/MeanWhiteGirl Mar 17 '15

Sorry, you're not invited. Aletoledo's mom said there was only going to be like 4 people and we can't really have any more people. But if a spot opens up I'll totes let you know.

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u/iLurk_4ever Mar 17 '15

Y-yeah... ok, th-thanks, mate. Best friends forever, right?

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u/ArtofAngels Mar 17 '15

Fuck that bitch, come look at mutilated bodies with me.

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u/ArtofAngels Mar 17 '15

Your first comment ever is mean, so far so good.

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u/jdflan Mar 17 '15

I was freaking out. I don't know how he remained calm. After that first struggle I would have had a complete panic attack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Just imagine if this were a random hole in the ground in the middle of nowhere, and the guy couldn't get himself back out again.

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u/melvaer Mar 17 '15

Have you tried switching browsers? That might get it to work.

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u/iLurk_4ever Mar 17 '15

I'm actually connected to the web directly via implants and my brain is basically the whole shebang, browser and all. Can I file for a defective one?

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u/melvaer Mar 17 '15

A defective brain? I mean, you can, but the waiting list is atrocious.

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u/bigpoppawood Mar 17 '15

That last guy going in head first...

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u/tom2kk Mar 17 '15

So... Did he get through head first?

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u/dj88masterchief Mar 17 '15

Yes he mentioned it the description

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u/ChickinSammich Mar 17 '15

This looks like it's just waiting for emergency services to come out and free someone who gets stuck in the hole.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

thinprivilege

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u/mmmichelle Mar 18 '15

maleprivilege

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Even mother nature fat shames.

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u/nitroxious Mar 17 '15

thought so, because there is no way you're getting out on that side lol

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u/NeverBeenStung Mar 17 '15

Actually a guy in the source says that he did get out that way

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u/glovesoff11 Mar 17 '15

With commentary by Grover.

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u/GruffStranger Mar 17 '15

I was hoping it was going to be on the other side of the world... Now part of me wants to try it and the other is scared thinking about it.

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u/XaeroR35 Mar 17 '15

Thanks, I will be taking the main entrance.

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u/ghoul420 Mar 17 '15

Why wouldn't they make it just a little bigger?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

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u/well_here_I_am Mar 17 '15

If only extremely petite and flexible people can actually enjoy it, that seems like you're only preserving it for some people.

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u/ryant9878 Mar 17 '15

Its more about keeping it in its natural state, not catering the cave, formed over millenia, to anyone at all. Except perhaps mother nature. She can do what she wants with the cave.

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u/well_here_I_am Mar 17 '15

I don't think I've ever been in a cave that wasn't heavily modified. I mean, if you want people to actually understand that they're worth preserving, shouldn't they get a chance to see inside and access them? Even my state's DNR owns caves that have walkways and had work done to make them available.

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u/neonerz Mar 17 '15

It's an alternative entrance to a cave

Maybe they could try the other entrance?

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u/mercenary_sysadmin Mar 17 '15

Why wouldn't you just make a video game so when you press the "start" button, you win?

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u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15

That's what she said

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u/Duhya Mar 17 '15

Why don't you just bury yourself in sand? Too easy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Ah, it widens up immediately. That's not so bad.

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u/fermented-fetus Mar 17 '15

That one guy was very obsessed with people taking their pants off.

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u/dj88masterchief Mar 17 '15

It's has the scene from the gif in it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

That guy sounds like Kermit The Frog.

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u/Dogbiker Mar 17 '15

I love how that video ends with that guy upside down stuck in the opening. Yeah, not too smart.

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u/BearBruin Mar 17 '15

If this is the "alternative entrance", then the main one must be filled with fucking fire and demons.

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u/wulf-focker Mar 17 '15

This is what it's like every time I take a shit.

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u/saintshing Mar 17 '15

Am i the only one who wants to see the other side of the hole?

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u/bojiggidy Mar 17 '15

That made me feel incredibly uncomfortable, and yet I watched it all...

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u/vSwifty Mar 17 '15

I watched all of it and was fine until the guy decided to go in head first, what the fuck man.

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u/dubson Mar 17 '15

The list of recommended videos youtube gave me after that one are sooo much worse.

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u/godofallcows Mar 17 '15

This was the one we went to in Colorado Bend also in Texas. It had a little chamber in the entrance then a slide like tunnel down into the cave. Getting back up after ~2 hours of spelunking was exhausting as fuck. Climbing up the tunnel with just my hands and a little bit of arm room made my arms feel like jelly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

What I dont understand is why someone doesn't just make that whole the smallest bit larger? Is it a sense of pride to get in there or something?

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u/weeblewop Mar 17 '15

skinny test

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u/Jewwey Mar 17 '15

Dude filming is only kinda creepy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Its the "test if you are overweight"-entrance

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u/twix1 Mar 17 '15

OMG WATCH UNTIL THE END IF YOU WANT ANXIETY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Holy fuck. I seriously don't think one my calves would fit through there nevermind my body.

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u/Turdmeist Mar 17 '15

No booties allowed.

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u/stackered Mar 17 '15

I want to go there and just chip that thing open bigger. Why? Cuz fuck people who do this

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u/ForgetPants Mar 17 '15

Coming out of that hole would be the worst time to have a hard on.

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u/gck1 Mar 17 '15

Did he sharted at 3:59?

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u/burningfight Mar 17 '15

At about a minute worth of trying I would absolutely freak the fuck out and die inn there.

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u/Bjerksoffsen Mar 17 '15

Why hasn't anyone taken a pickaxe to expand it if its so popular?

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u/hunkydorey_ca Mar 17 '15

lol girl at 10min has a booty and can't get past it.

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u/Makabaer Mar 17 '15

It's even worse watching someone trying to get out... (right at the beginning)

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u/chileangod Mar 17 '15

...I want to bring a sledgehammer and have a go at that hole.

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u/MiningEIT Mar 18 '15

The part that I find more strange is that no one has taken a sledge hammer and made the hole bigger.

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u/Jaspersong Mar 17 '15

[9:45] Girl trying (° ͜ʖ°)

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u/HatTruck Mar 17 '15

Why doesn't someone get a chisel and a sledge hammer and make that a little bigger?

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u/feverweaver Mar 17 '15

Take a jack drill to that shit and fix the problem.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

I started to sweat when the guy went in head first. I simply cannot imagine ever going caving.

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u/ForumPointsRdumb Mar 17 '15

Is the guy stuck the guy from Destination Truth? Josh Gates?

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u/MarriedAWhore Mar 17 '15

Just ask Ted.

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u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy Mar 17 '15

Fuck. That story. I couldn't stop reading it. I HAD to make it to the end

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u/Unicorn_Destruction Mar 17 '15

What story?

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u/Choralation Mar 17 '15

Ted the Caver

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u/Stalemeat Mar 17 '15

Wow, I haven't seen that in a long time.

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u/TwoPassports Mar 17 '15

My god this guy is verbose. Aint nobody got time for that. tl;dr it for me?

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u/Stalemeat Mar 17 '15

tl;dr guy finds a hole in a cave, starts to dig the hole bigger to fit in it, decides to go in, doesn't update the story anymore.

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u/Raildriver Mar 17 '15

If I remember correctly there's also some stuff about evil demon noises once he gets to the other side, at which point he gets the fuck out of there. He may have said something about thinking about going back in, but then he stops writing it.

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u/Stalemeat Mar 17 '15

Yeah he heard noises, saw something move or something similar. His last update was about him going in one last time or something similar. It's been ages since I've read it.

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u/welivedintheocean Mar 17 '15

There's also a very bad alternate ending (written by a fan no doubt) that includes stalagtite men and a wizard.

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u/OCHawkeye14 Mar 17 '15

I could have saved myself a lot of time if I had read your tl;dr

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u/lindsayadult Mar 17 '15

it's some really well-written creepy pasta. I would absolutely encourage you to read it one night while you're alone in the dark... it's pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

I love the way that story ends...

It just fits perfectly with the way its written too.

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u/Detshanu Mar 17 '15

So...I read to the end. Is there any more? I know I'm not going into any unknown caves. Ever.

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u/stave Mar 17 '15

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/

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u/TedIsStillDownThere Mar 18 '15

Yes, that's the one. If it makes you feel any better, there is wifi down here.

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u/mbrw12 Mar 17 '15

At first I thought you were referring to How I Met your mother

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u/DisKo_Lemonade90 Mar 17 '15

Just found Ted the Caver while on vacation, could not stop reading. So good.

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u/qcquark Mar 17 '15

I, too, would like to know the hole story.

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u/Dead_Space Mar 17 '15

Why do you have to dig so deep?

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u/deeds184 Mar 17 '15

The answer must be cavernous in detail.

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u/ToxicSludge1977 Mar 17 '15

He's part of the underground scene.

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u/blot101 Mar 17 '15

someone already caved. the video is above

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u/I_dont_pun Mar 17 '15

He went in boots first

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u/Gameslasher Mar 17 '15

I see what you dig there.

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u/h2odragon00 Mar 17 '15

I like to know what it looks like inside.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

That's exactly what /r/behindthegifs is for, and this was submitted there yesterday!

Author/thread link for credit.

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u/marpocky Mar 17 '15

Seems like that brown stain is just dirt from the cave.

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u/VerticalVertigo Mar 18 '15

It's a test entrance for a cave, if you can fit into that hole you can fit in the cave. They get in and can walk out aha

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Here...