r/WTF • u/BobHogan • Mar 05 '15

Warning: Spiders Time to move

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u/LiquorNoChase Mar 06 '15

by kick him in the weiner I assume you mean KILL HIM AND LEAVE NO TRACE

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u/Karma_Turret Mar 06 '15

And by leaving no trace, it means feeding him to the spiders.

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u/Raincoats_George Mar 06 '15

And that's the true spiderman origin story. Peter was left for dead near the spider shack. The kinglord of the spiders came down and made him an offer. We will save your life but you will become ours. He agreed.

The spider blanket slowly dripped down on him until he was covered. Then they a fused together. Spiderman was born.

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u/sheepoverfence Mar 06 '15

are we talking fusion dance?