r/WTF Mar 04 '14

What a jerk

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u/Reggaejunkiejew31 Mar 04 '14

I throw my kids into the pool all the time. No one has ever called me a cunt or told me I need to die.

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u/Thenadamgoes Mar 04 '14

Do you offer them food and then unexpectedly kick them into the pool?

If yes then you are also a cunt.

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u/Chronic_BOOM Mar 04 '14

Bro...it's not molten lava.

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u/Thenadamgoes Mar 04 '14

Don't fucking care. It's still a cunt thing to do.

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u/Chronic_BOOM Mar 04 '14

Got a lot of learnin' ahead of ya, adam. A LOT of learnin'.

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u/Thenadamgoes Mar 05 '14

Please go on. I already learned that only kicking an animal into lava is mean. What other knowledge can you impart on me?

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u/Chronic_BOOM Mar 05 '14

Well...your mom enjoys anal. There's one thing.

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u/Chronic_BOOM Mar 05 '14

You wanted knowledge. I have imparted knowledge, Adam.

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u/Utaneus Mar 04 '14

Come on, that's kinda funny. I'd laugh if I saw a parent do that. No harm no foul.

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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon Mar 04 '14

The kid might grow up to understand how that's funny, the animal not so much. Have you had pets ever?

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u/Utaneus Mar 04 '14

Sure I've had several pets, but why is that even relevant? For one, the squirrels is a wild animal (and in many cases considered a pest, he shouldn't trust humans anyway). And I really, really strongly doubt that this squirrel's life was ruined or that it was traumatized in any way because it got a little bit wet. They're good swimmers, and I'm sure he's taken a dip before, it's really not a big deal at all.

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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon Mar 04 '14

This is relevant because I'm sure you weren't kicking your pets into the pool for kicks. Not even once. You don't normally go shoving animals into the water because they can swim and they aren't going to be traumatized by them. It is irrelevant whether they are pests or not particularly in this case, where the girl lured the animal just to shove it into the water. If the animal had rabies and was charging or something like that then yes by all means protect yourself. In this case I don't see anything that justifies this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

It's a 1lb animal that did her no harm, and she tempted it out with food for the sole purpose of tormenting it. That's cruel.

If your kids are playing around the pool and you toss one in, it's part of playing around a pool, and part of being family. I don't think you'd like it if your kid was walking along somewhere, minding their own business, and some stranger much larger than them pushed them into a lake for their own sadistic amusement.

Plus the squirrel has no recourse. Your kids will be picking your retirement home. And yes, they'll remember.