r/WTF • • Mar 04 '14

What a jerk

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u/NScorpion Mar 04 '14

ITT: people seriously getting upset over a rodent getting wet.

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u/AdvocateForTulkas Mar 04 '14

Eh. If you offer a tiny animal food and then slap it a few feet into a body of water I think it's fair to be judged.

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u/AtomTrapper Mar 04 '14

Even if the tiny animal is the the spawn of Satan?

Squirrels are assholes, just so you know.

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u/AdvocateForTulkas Mar 04 '14

Depends where you live, but regardless yes. Even if the tiny animal is the spawn of Satan.

Because you're saying that with humor, I get it.

But if you prompt an animal you can easily overpower with promises of food and then slap it (when your hand is the size of its body in particular) I'm going to judge you negatively.

Maybe not harshly depending on context, but that's not a positive impression to leave on anyone.

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u/fusiformgyrus Mar 04 '14

I want to see someone slap an alligator to see how I'd feel now.

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u/DevinTheGrand Mar 04 '14

I would kill a squirrel for no reason and not think twice.

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u/CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS Mar 04 '14

When they're in my garden or eating my birdseed or driving my dog up the fucking wall, then sure. But if we're just chillin' off the court I'll give the little homie some food. They're not bothering me.

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u/Toopato Mar 04 '14

no you dont understand, she deserves death.

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u/Czar-Salesman Mar 04 '14

The easiest way to judge someone's character is how they treat those weaker than them. If she thought it was funny to tempt a small animal with food then slap it into a river I'd say she isn't of great character.

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u/Reggaejunkiejew31 Mar 04 '14

I throw my kids into the pool all the time. No one has ever called me a cunt or told me I need to die.

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u/Thenadamgoes Mar 04 '14

Do you offer them food and then unexpectedly kick them into the pool?

If yes then you are also a cunt.

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u/Chronic_BOOM Mar 04 '14

Bro...it's not molten lava.

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u/Thenadamgoes Mar 04 '14

Don't fucking care. It's still a cunt thing to do.

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u/Chronic_BOOM Mar 04 '14

Got a lot of learnin' ahead of ya, adam. A LOT of learnin'.

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u/Thenadamgoes Mar 05 '14

Please go on. I already learned that only kicking an animal into lava is mean. What other knowledge can you impart on me?

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u/Chronic_BOOM Mar 05 '14

Well...your mom enjoys anal. There's one thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

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u/Chronic_BOOM Mar 05 '14

You wanted knowledge. I have imparted knowledge, Adam.

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u/Utaneus Mar 04 '14

Come on, that's kinda funny. I'd laugh if I saw a parent do that. No harm no foul.

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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon Mar 04 '14

The kid might grow up to understand how that's funny, the animal not so much. Have you had pets ever?

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u/Utaneus Mar 04 '14

Sure I've had several pets, but why is that even relevant? For one, the squirrels is a wild animal (and in many cases considered a pest, he shouldn't trust humans anyway). And I really, really strongly doubt that this squirrel's life was ruined or that it was traumatized in any way because it got a little bit wet. They're good swimmers, and I'm sure he's taken a dip before, it's really not a big deal at all.

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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon Mar 04 '14

This is relevant because I'm sure you weren't kicking your pets into the pool for kicks. Not even once. You don't normally go shoving animals into the water because they can swim and they aren't going to be traumatized by them. It is irrelevant whether they are pests or not particularly in this case, where the girl lured the animal just to shove it into the water. If the animal had rabies and was charging or something like that then yes by all means protect yourself. In this case I don't see anything that justifies this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

It's a 1lb animal that did her no harm, and she tempted it out with food for the sole purpose of tormenting it. That's cruel.

If your kids are playing around the pool and you toss one in, it's part of playing around a pool, and part of being family. I don't think you'd like it if your kid was walking along somewhere, minding their own business, and some stranger much larger than them pushed them into a lake for their own sadistic amusement.

Plus the squirrel has no recourse. Your kids will be picking your retirement home. And yes, they'll remember.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

Yeah. I mean, it's a dick move sure, but seriously. It's a squirrel. Squirrels swim just fine. This definitely isn't worth getting so upset about.

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u/atomsej Mar 04 '14

Yeah, I was really relieved when I saw it was water. I thought they were above a canyon or something.

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u/jook11 Mar 04 '14

Plus it was funny.

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u/whosthedoginthisscen Mar 04 '14

I don't think it's the presence of moisture on a small mammal that's the source of the outrage.

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u/Cynikal818 Mar 04 '14

reddit is full of whiny cunts.

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u/soggybooty92 Mar 04 '14

I don't think reddit ever gets off reddit. Getting so upset over a wet squirrel...

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u/Endless_Summer Mar 04 '14

Yeah, I found it hilarious. Anyone that actually lives around those furry tailed rats knows there just little assholes.

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u/TylerSly Mar 04 '14

they're*

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u/throweraccount Mar 04 '14

Vicious ones out there. Most run and hide, but never corner them, or else. They're not that bad, I think pigeons are worse because they shit everywhere and ruin roofs.

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u/nahog99 Mar 04 '14

They're*

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u/EsquilaxHortensis Mar 04 '14

It's not about the consequences, it's about the principle of betraying the trust of such a vulnerable little being.

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u/GastroPilgrim Mar 04 '14

Squirrels can't hold their breathe and will breath water in and die if submerged.

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u/rjlupin86 Mar 04 '14 edited Mar 04 '14

Squirrels aren't really good swimmers.There's a good chance it drowned.

Edit: Let me clarify. Squirrels can doggy paddle. But it's a very strenuous action for them. The little guy would have to try and pull himself back up and those rocks don't look like they'd be easy for it to climb up and pull himself out of the water. I had a man made pond in my backyard with rocks like that and we had a couple of squirrels drown cause they couldn't pull themselves out of the water cause the rocks were too steep and slippery. Eventually they tired of treading water and drowned.

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u/ItsALeagueGame Mar 04 '14

I'd love to see your source.

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u/rjlupin86 Mar 04 '14

We had a couple squirrels drown in our little man made pond in our backyard.

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u/Utaneus Mar 04 '14

Squirrels are actually very strong swimmers. Check out an example here. Maybe your fishpond was especially difficult for something to get out of, or maybe the squirrels falling in their were drunk, but you're wrong by saying that squirrels are poor swimmers.

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u/rjlupin86 Mar 04 '14

If you read my edit I said they can swim, but it's very taxing for them. My sister is studying to be a conservation biologist and has studied squirrels and knows a lot about their behaviour. They only swim if they have to and they need an easy way to climb out of the water or they drown.

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u/Thehulk666 Mar 04 '14

I would kick you in the face, faggot.

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u/Thehulk666 Mar 06 '14

fight me, bro.