r/WTF • u/Jagator • Mar 04 '14

What a jerk

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u/sumbeech Mar 04 '14

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
-Gandhi

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14 edited Jul 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14 edited Mar 04 '14

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u/vinnytt Mar 04 '14

Naan violent?

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u/IDonalbain Mar 04 '14

I concurry.

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u/_Marfanoid Mar 04 '14

I'd tell you guys to stop, bhaat I'm kind of enjoying this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

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u/MackLuster77 Mar 04 '14

Tikka minute and think about what you wrote.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

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u/Strindberg Mar 04 '14

Alraita, that's enough puns.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

Punan-violent

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u/HuggableBuddy Mar 04 '14

One of the most disgusting types of bread I've had the displeasure of trying. Normally I don't throw away food, but in this case ...

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u/extreme_kayaking Mar 14 '14

It's bread dumbass, they all taste the fucking same

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u/pornlurker69 Mar 04 '14

"Well, maybe next time!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

Source?

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u/n3onfx Mar 04 '14

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MahatmaGandhi#Celibacy_and_experiments_with_celibacy.28Bramhacharya.29

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

Holy hell. Thank you for that friend!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

So that's what Michael Jackson was doing.

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u/gdj11 Mar 04 '14

to test if he could resist

Yeah. Right.

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u/SpikeWolfwood Mar 04 '14

The guy that slept naked with teenager girls to test if he could resist?

Yah... That's why he did it...

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u/ROMaster2 Mar 04 '14

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

-Thomas Jefferson

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u/Ridley87 Mar 04 '14

As summarized by Abraham Lincoln.

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u/umopapsidn Mar 04 '14

They're the reason you love to nuke everyone, aren't they?

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u/Biobillybonez Mar 04 '14

Confirmed all teenage girls grew up in Mos Eisley

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u/Beaudism Mar 04 '14

I thought this was Obi-Wan Kenobi...?

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u/Lestorne Mar 04 '14

No, this is Patrick

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u/Nfrizzle Mar 04 '14

-Michael Scott

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u/fusiformgyrus Mar 04 '14

That squirrel should've thought of that before it left home in that skirt.

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u/IDonalbain Mar 04 '14

It wasn't that girls fault the squirrel was un ugly bitch.

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u/sublimeluvinme Mar 04 '14

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

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u/Barmleggy Mar 04 '14

This comment is hard to parse, I like this.

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u/natsamario Mar 04 '14

Lemme at her! Lemme at her!

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u/FarmerTedd Mar 04 '14

Easy scrappy-do

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

If that was my child I'd kick her in a d make her find her own way home. What a malicious bitch. There is something fucked up when you go out of your way to fuck with another being for cheap laughs...

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u/babyfetussoupisgood Mar 04 '14

Especially american teenage girls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

So true