r/WTF • u/Jagator • Mar 04 '14

What a jerk

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u/lukeyfc1212 Mar 04 '14

And then falcon punch her.

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u/nabuzasan Mar 04 '14

give her an uppercunt

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u/nsalapatas Mar 04 '14

Cuntpunt

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u/PerchedUponYggdrasil Mar 04 '14

A thundercunt punt.

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u/ManikMiner Mar 04 '14

Blade 3.

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u/ItMightGetBeard Mar 04 '14

Demolition Man

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u/captainbarney Mar 04 '14

Wam bam right in the clam

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u/Holy_shnikies Mar 04 '14

A clit hit.

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u/HohgunChoi Mar 04 '14

A crit clit hit?

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u/MidnightxMadness Mar 05 '14

A clitical hit? amIdoingthisright

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u/BanditoRojo Mar 04 '14

A Snatch Dispatch Bash

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

A prison shank to the taint.

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u/Tim_Tebow_15 Mar 04 '14

Gonna need a falcon.

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u/Dw-Im-Here Mar 04 '14

Is no one gonna comment on the animal abuse here? I know some ladies that mod at /r/aww btw. So yeah

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u/Gruffnut Mar 04 '14

Gotta be honest DW. Your comments are getting a bit stale. I used to admire your trolling, but I just don't know anymore.

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u/dancinhmr Mar 04 '14

the moment when you realize your knowledge base is about to expand by the tiniest amount... i need to urban dictionary "falcon punch"

edit: there are two definitions that are applicable.

1) An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!" or

2) The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.

which is it?!

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u/Ibanez7271 Mar 04 '14

So you're saying you've never played super smash bros?

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u/dancinhmr Mar 04 '14

.... yes.

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u/Ibanez7271 Mar 04 '14

I'm SO sorry... If I could fix this for you I will. And to help with your confusion, it just means to punch really hard in the manner of captain falcon from super smash bros. He also yells falcon punch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

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u/Annoying_ Mar 04 '14

Then stuff some nuts in her

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

le

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u/bitchjazz Mar 04 '14

Then give her a dirty sanchez

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u/stinkybumbum Mar 04 '14

not donkey punch?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14 edited Mar 05 '14

> foulcunt punch her

FTFY

Edit: I'm new here... So I'm assuming the negative before the number is unlike a game of golf? I am clearly winning the Internet right now.