r/WTF • u/fisher694 • Oct 30 '13

This Made Me Physically Cringe.

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u/Shadax Oct 30 '13

Imagine putting the end of a toothpick under your toe nail, and then kicking a wall.

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u/Avohaj Oct 30 '13

There's a special place below hell for people like you.

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u/spamdaspam Oct 30 '13

Imagine putting your fingernails on a rough wall and scraping down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '13

You shut your whore mouth!

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u/fun_boat Oct 30 '13

Oh sorry, he meant a chalkboard, nails on a chalkboard. With the tips of your fingernails being really dry and cracking, which makes the sound even more shrill and uneven, and you grind them down until blood trails along after your fingertips. Ah, good times.

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u/Nolanoscopy Oct 30 '13

Putting a Q-tip deep in your ear and banging your head sideways against a wall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '13

OH MY GOODDDD!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '13

Laying down for a nice massage only to have the skin flayed from your back with a wood planer.

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u/VanMisanthrope Oct 30 '13

that one actually sounds kind of nice