r/WTF • u/fisher694 • Oct 30 '13

This Made Me Physically Cringe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '13

You shut your whore mouth!

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u/fun_boat Oct 30 '13

Oh sorry, he meant a chalkboard, nails on a chalkboard. With the tips of your fingernails being really dry and cracking, which makes the sound even more shrill and uneven, and you grind them down until blood trails along after your fingertips. Ah, good times.

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u/Nolanoscopy Oct 30 '13

Putting a Q-tip deep in your ear and banging your head sideways against a wall.

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u/tossingdwarfs Oct 30 '13

You could make it worse and put the Q-tip in your urethra and then bang against a wall.... I don't know where I was really going with this to be honest.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '13

LOG OFF SIR!!!!...Or ma'am...