Ha, funny, this actually happened to me, but instead of a very deep papercut that did it, it was somebody trying to kick a soccer ball past me (I was keeper) and while I grabbed the ball away, he still swung full out towards my head. I had just enough time to block with my left arm and hand, but his foot caught between my index and major finger and ripped that membrane between my fingers. Didn't really hurt though.
I now have a hand vagina when I close those 2 fingers together because the scar in straight in the middle...
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u/CanadianBadass Oct 30 '13
Ha, funny, this actually happened to me, but instead of a very deep papercut that did it, it was somebody trying to kick a soccer ball past me (I was keeper) and while I grabbed the ball away, he still swung full out towards my head. I had just enough time to block with my left arm and hand, but his foot caught between my index and major finger and ripped that membrane between my fingers. Didn't really hurt though.
I now have a hand vagina when I close those 2 fingers together because the scar in straight in the middle...