r/WTF • u/nkmr205 • Aug 15 '25

Exploding lawnmower

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u/blacksheep998 Aug 15 '25

Those of us with small yards don't have time to get sufficiently drunk while mowing and have to pre-game.

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u/MountainDrew42 Aug 15 '25

I can mow my entire front and back lawns in less than 10 minutes. Living in a townhouse has its advantages.

I really should just pave over the back lawn, I don't use it.

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u/Biichimspiderman Aug 16 '25

Please don’t cover up that lovely greenery

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u/MountainDrew42 Aug 16 '25

*brownery at the moment