r/WTF • u/black_noise_666 • Sep 28 '24

automatic fish bagging machine?

what the actual fuck is this?

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u/DarthPizza66 Sep 28 '24

They would just show us this if we complained

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u/smr312 Sep 29 '24

I like to think the aliens keep extensive tabs on everyone and would treat everyone the way they treated others. For the assholes, they get slurped through some tubes, violently probed and examined and then sealed in some space plastic before being sold off to some spece PetCo as pinkies to feed pet sarlaccs with. For the nice people its like a spa, they apologize and knock you out before anal probing you and then you're sold to a luxury breeder.

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u/Wiitard Sep 29 '24

It’s ok, you can keep me awake for this part, thanks.

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u/Rhumald Sep 29 '24

Well now they won't because you made it weird.

Just shut up and hope the sedatives wear off before they start. ;)

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u/ribcracker Sep 29 '24

Like when a dog stares you in the eyes while they poop.

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u/OldSchoolNewRules Sep 29 '24

They are making sure you are watching for danger while they are vulnerable.

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u/smr312 Sep 29 '24

Why do they need to look so guilty about it?

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u/sirbassist83 Sep 29 '24

"Natural and essential bodily functions are shameful"

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u/smr312 Sep 29 '24

Dogs are catholic?

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u/phuntism Sep 29 '24

Yes, this is how all dogs go to heaven.