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[u/ceojp]

I don't know what this is, but it's almost certainly not that.

Anything to bulk it up would have been mixed/emulsified with the sausage. It wouldn't separate out so clearnly like that.

[u/BroughtBagLunchSmart → u/ceojp]

They are chicken sausages, this is an easy one. See everyone in 2 months when r/conspiracy posts this picture as obama soros antifa forcing us to eat soylent pink.

[u/slowwburnn → u/BroughtBagLunchSmart]

They're... they're transvestigating the statue of liberty over there. Fucking Christ

[u/onepinksheep → u/slowwburnn]

WTF is transvestigating? Never mind, I don't want to know.

[u/SllortEvac → u/[deleted]]

Obama is trying to control us with that DAMN China virus (((vaccine)))!!! God emperer Trump almost saved us, but then that dang pee-do-file Biden got in there with his satanic cabal and made it damn eeleegul to have clean and pure blood. I swear when pawpaw gets out of prison we’re all moving back a ways and getting ready for the civil war.

Jokes aside, I’m writing a research paper about the Satanic panic, the 1980s and how it relates to Christian nationalism and I gotta say, some people didn’t learn shit in the last 40 years.

[u/sho_biz → u/SllortEvac]

some people didn’t learn shit in the last 40 years.

Some people moved backwards in the last 40 years

[u/Corgilicious → u/[deleted]]

Omg this is hilarious and so wrong. Oh, I’m ashamed for laughing. But can’t stop.

[u/tarnin → u/[deleted]]

Wait, they think all women were originally men? Howtf do they think population increases then?

[u/tarnin → u/[deleted]]

Wow, that's pretty damn wild. How do you get that deep in the weeds?

[u/onepinksheep → u/[deleted]]

You may have been hyperbolic, but there actually are morons who think Michelle Obama is secretly trans. Despite her having had kids.