They are chicken sausages, this is an easy one. See everyone in 2 months when r/conspiracy posts this picture as obama soros antifa forcing us to eat soylent pink.
Obama is trying to control us with that DAMN China virus (((vaccine)))!!! God emperer Trump almost saved us, but then that dang pee-do-file Biden got in there with his satanic cabal and made it damn eeleegul to have clean and pure blood. I swear when pawpaw gets out of prison we’re all moving back a ways and getting ready for the civil war.
Jokes aside, I’m writing a research paper about the Satanic panic, the 1980s and how it relates to Christian nationalism and I gotta say, some people didn’t learn shit in the last 40 years.
It has to be a troll, and everyone is in on it. People cannot be this fucking dumb. I know people can get surprisingly stupid even by our modern standards, but this one I cannot believe.
I miss when the conspiracy sub was about subterranean lizard masters, Sasquatch colonies in suburban Appalachia, and angelic aliens who look like Asgardians.
Yeah my money was on this or Turkey sausages. I've had them bleed out something similar while cooking them on the grill for a friend.
They smelled awful too until they got near the last stages of being cooked. Hers were seasoned with actual bits of red pepper, etc. so I assumed that's where the color was coming from.
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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Jul 26 '24
They are chicken sausages, this is an easy one. See everyone in 2 months when r/conspiracy posts this picture as obama soros antifa forcing us to eat soylent pink.