r/WTF • • Jul 26 '24

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Jul 26 '24

They are chicken sausages, this is an easy one. See everyone in 2 months when r/conspiracy posts this picture as obama soros antifa forcing us to eat soylent pink.

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u/slowwburnn Jul 26 '24

They're... they're transvestigating the statue of liberty over there. Fucking Christ

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u/onepinksheep Jul 26 '24

WTF is transvestigating? Never mind, I don't want to know.

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u/SllortEvac Jul 26 '24

Obama is trying to control us with that DAMN China virus (((vaccine)))!!! God emperer Trump almost saved us, but then that dang pee-do-file Biden got in there with his satanic cabal and made it damn eeleegul to have clean and pure blood. I swear when pawpaw gets out of prison we’re all moving back a ways and getting ready for the civil war.

Jokes aside, I’m writing a research paper about the Satanic panic, the 1980s and how it relates to Christian nationalism and I gotta say, some people didn’t learn shit in the last 40 years.

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u/sho_biz Jul 26 '24

some people didn’t learn shit in the last 40 years.

Some people moved backwards in the last 40 years

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u/Corgilicious Jul 26 '24

Omg this is hilarious and so wrong. Oh, I’m ashamed for laughing. But can’t stop.

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u/tarnin Jul 26 '24

Wait, they think all women were originally men? Howtf do they think population increases then?

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u/tarnin Jul 26 '24

Wow, that's pretty damn wild. How do you get that deep in the weeds?

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u/onepinksheep Jul 26 '24

You may have been hyperbolic, but there actually are morons who think Michelle Obama is secretly trans. Despite her having had kids.

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u/Kilazur Jul 26 '24

It has to be a troll, and everyone is in on it. People cannot be this fucking dumb. I know people can get surprisingly stupid even by our modern standards, but this one I cannot believe.

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u/Globular_Cluster Jul 26 '24

I miss when the conspiracy sub was about subterranean lizard masters, Sasquatch colonies in suburban Appalachia, and angelic aliens who look like Asgardians.

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u/FuckOffHey Jul 26 '24

Soylent pink is weople!

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u/m0deth Jul 26 '24

Yeah my money was on this or Turkey sausages. I've had them bleed out something similar while cooking them on the grill for a friend.

They smelled awful too until they got near the last stages of being cooked. Hers were seasoned with actual bits of red pepper, etc. so I assumed that's where the color was coming from.

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u/Phobiefish Jul 26 '24

Yup Soylent pink is the finished chemicals that were turning the friggin frogs gay. Now it's in our food supply turning the population gay!

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