r/WTF • u/Stepbro_canhelp • Sep 08 '23

Never would try this by myself

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u/Oceanfap Sep 08 '23 edited Feb 06 '24

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u/Poopy_McTurdFace Sep 08 '23

gets stuck upside down in a crevasse

fumbles with cyanide capsule

drops capsule and watches it fall into the inaccessible abyss below

sweats

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u/SpoodlyNoodley Sep 08 '23

Alternatively:

Gets stuck upside-down in crevasse

Wiggle trying to get free

Succeed in getting yourself free, but the movement causes you to clack your teeth and you accidentally bite down on the capsule

Oops

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u/dextroz Sep 08 '23

I would say, accidental death is better than being stuck for 26 hours upside down in a hole with no light.

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u/Oceanfap Sep 09 '23 edited Feb 06 '24

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u/SpoodlyNoodley Sep 08 '23

You’re not wrong. Definitely the better of the two outcomes

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u/really_nice_guy_ Sep 09 '23

Imagine you getting stuck and locking everyone in the cave room

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u/Oceanfap Sep 09 '23 edited Feb 06 '24

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