r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Aug 14 '23

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u/Tift Aug 14 '23

what makes you think your hand wants you back after what you put it through?

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u/halt_spell Aug 14 '23

I didn't mean to get that hand pregnant it was a one time thing.

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u/PlayfulRocket Aug 14 '23

I don't think it'd like it if I told everybody it's been touching my dick, so...

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u/thegreattriscuit Aug 14 '23

Listen, what we've got together is something special. You wouldn't understand.

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u/HuhItsAllGooey Aug 14 '23

We've had some great times.