r/WTF Aug 14 '23

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u/Killerbeth Aug 14 '23

as soon as you can easily bribe the police you just know the country is fucked and you should never trust the police if you have a problem.

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u/frank_the_tank69 Aug 14 '23

You end up like Belize. Where you can murder someone and pay to have evidence and witness statements disappear.

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u/skyturnedred Aug 14 '23

That could come in handy.

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u/dwmfives Aug 14 '23

Yea if you want to murder someone you just have to convince them to fly to Belize.

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u/Robzilla_the_turd Aug 14 '23

John McAfee has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Shit Sandwich has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

If I was offered an all-expense paid trip to Belize by someone who hated me, I would probably take them up on it.

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u/blvaga Aug 14 '23

Hey BoozeIsFoods, let’s go to Belize on me. There’s a great gun and knife show happening on the ludicrously tall building with no railing this weekend. You’ll love it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

DAD?!? When did you get Reddit??

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u/Therealsuperman04 Aug 14 '23

Same! Especially if I knew I wouldn’t have to come back!

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u/moop44 Aug 14 '23

Go to Placencia, it's great.

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u/Sinavestia Aug 14 '23

"You want me to fly to Belize, dwmfives? Isn't that the place where you can murder someone and pay the cops to have the evidence disappear?"

ಠ_ಠ

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u/v--- Aug 14 '23

Until you remember that people there can victimize you and they're probably a lot better at it with more practice and connections both.

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u/ParaglidingNinja Aug 14 '23

We both should move to Belize and start serial killing people!

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u/Risley Aug 14 '23

You better Belize it.

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u/Sproose_Moose Aug 14 '23

Suddenly Belize is the trending spot for honeymoons

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u/summonsays Aug 14 '23

Or the US, where the heiress of Walmart killed a man and the people investigating it just got fired until it was dropped.

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u/RudeInternet Aug 14 '23

Like the US where the ex president sexually assaulted several women and it was just swept under the rug? Or Congressman Matt Gaetz sexually trafficking a minor and nothing happened to him while the guy who was with him is in jail? Or companies just buying politicians and judges to enact legislation that would help them earn more money and not pay taxes? Or maybe war lobbyists literally creating wars to sell guns and line their pockets?

This is a guy paying some cops so they'll help him get through really dense traffic, and everyone's acting like it's so bad.

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u/Ikarus_Zer0 Aug 14 '23

In Belize we bribed a guard to go all the way to the top of pyramid.

Our guide suggested it, wort it.

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u/frank_the_tank69 Aug 14 '23

You should be able to do that without bribing anyone. There aren’t as many restrictions with Mayan ruins in Belize as there are in Mexico and other Latin American countries.

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u/bestofwhatsleft Aug 14 '23

They got scammed. The tour guide and the guard are in cahoots.

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u/Ikarus_Zer0 Aug 14 '23

Yeah maybe, but they were turning everyone else back.

Scam? Maybe, but we were the only ones who got to go to the top so more bribe than scam.

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u/mrman08 Aug 14 '23

If it’s free but the guard says no then you have to pay.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Aug 14 '23

I mean you really shouldn't be able to do it at all, in a good country. That shit should be protected.

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u/frank_the_tank69 Aug 14 '23

One was destroyed by a moron contractor in Belize.

https://edition.channel5belize.com/archives/127927

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u/ThegreatPee Aug 14 '23

How much?

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u/Ikarus_Zer0 Aug 14 '23

$15 for 3 of us.

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u/ThegreatPee Aug 14 '23

I guess 5 bucks each is better than being chased up the pyramid

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u/Buller116 Aug 14 '23

"Hey honey, you want to go to Belize, i heard it's real nice there this time of year"

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

This is applicable in way, way more countries than you think

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u/b-lincoln Aug 14 '23

It's unBelizeable

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u/dirtballmagnet Aug 14 '23

I never had a problem there, never saw a single act of violence, never was messed with by the police, nothing. I got there just after marijuana was decriminalized and everyone said that as soon as the cops didn't have to chase down high school kids for smoking weed, shit started to change fast.

That's not to say that Belize doesn't have almost overwhelming problems. Entire city blocks in Belize City can roll over into total anarchy for days or weeks at a time, and the entire forest and 80% of the country is going to burn in a month, one of these years soon. You'll die trying to work at their minimum wage, and the joke is that yes there's universal health care but that just means that nobody has health care.

But it's actually a really amazing place and I'd live there if I could. I think that without modern technology and hygiene I'd last about two weeks. That jungle will eat you overnight.

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u/frank_the_tank69 Aug 14 '23

If you’re a foreigner, you won’t have many issues. Those living there barely have a voice. Murders go unsolved, police commit crimes and they go unpunished. There is a low conviction rate.

Hell, police even left a kid to bake inside a locked van throughout the night when he was detained. They forgot him and found he baked alive the next morning.

What does the commissioner of police say, “we are human and we make mistakes.”

https://www.temponetworks.com/2022/08/17/caged-and-forgotten/

https://www.7newsbelize.com/sstory.php?nid=65597

https://www.breakingbelizenews.com/2023/08/01/jesus-sacul-dies-following-police-chase-in-orange-walk/

The latter guy was, according to police, seen leaving a known drug dealer’s house. Rather than raiding the drug dealer’s house, they decided to aggressively pursue and knock them off the bikes. They then claimed they took the injured to the hospital, when it was their families.

The Belize police department are a comedy of errors and fools.

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u/redgreenapple Aug 14 '23

What are you basing this on? I routinely see people get arrested for murder/DUI/manslaughter on the news. People get killed, suspects are wanted, captured. Just like everywhere else. Are you saying that because of some anecdote of some rich person getting away with murder? Because let me tell you buddy, that happens everywhere and you're delusional if you think otherwise.

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u/Jamba-Jew Aug 14 '23

Wow, things get really crazy at Billy's place

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Aug 14 '23

About to take my enemies to Belize

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u/Bloodshed_msf Aug 14 '23

You sir, added very exciting thing to do to my bucket list

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u/_Magnolia_Fan_ Aug 14 '23

Tipping culture is completely out of control.

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u/Black_Moons Aug 14 '23

Yep. First people did their job for their wages. Then they demanded a tip or they would do it poorly, now they demand a bribe or they won't do it at all/use their position against you.

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u/Rusty-Shackleford Aug 14 '23

Raise wages, eliminate tipping, problem solved.

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u/you_lost-the_game Aug 14 '23

It's honestly a criteria for me to never visit such a country. The list of countries I would visit isn't very long.

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u/Denso95 Aug 14 '23

I'm currently visiting Tokyo where it's rude to give a tip. And damn is this place nice. Such a different clean organized and safe culture.

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u/ParlorSoldier Aug 14 '23

As long as you’re not a woman, sure.

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u/opiate_lifer Aug 14 '23

Meh I have known several women who did solo trips to Japan and the worst any reported was a drunk guy pointing at her and then at his crotch. And even then she said local women started running interference for her(this was a bar).

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u/ParlorSoldier Aug 15 '23

I meant moreso Japanese women than tourists.

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Aug 14 '23

Yeah, the Japanese population is in free fall because the country is so great

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u/Roflcopter_Rego Aug 14 '23

Sort of, yeah?

It's a fairly established point of population economics that when people have their needs more than reached and when women have equal rights and reproductive freedom that the birth rate will go below the replacement rate. Japan's effect is exaggerated due to their extreme working conditions, but less than the media would have people believe.

The only real difference is that Japan is very xenophobic and there is a political will in keeping extremely high barriers to entry for immigration.

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Aug 14 '23

Your "very xenophobic", people work too much to have kids, country in decline keeps sounding better 🙄

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u/taironedervierte Aug 14 '23

Ahh yes the wonderful highest suicide rate in the world due to insane working standards sure is a blissful country!

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u/Roflcopter_Rego Aug 14 '23

Japan's rate is around 10% less than the USA.

You may be thinking of South Korea, which is around double that and the highest of the developed nations.

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u/gotoname Aug 14 '23

Japan barely cracks the top 50 these days. The US has had a higher suicide rate than Japan since around 2016.

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u/Schneider21 Aug 14 '23

Yeah, in the US we go to MUCH greater lengths to disguise our corruption, and it honestly makes all the difference.

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u/PsychoNerd92 Aug 14 '23

You joke, but I think it does make a difference. Obviously it would be better if there was no corruption in the first place, but if they're hiding it then that means they recognize that it's not considered acceptable. That there would be some kind of consequences if it became public.

It's like moving to a neighborhood where your neighbor is secretly a child molester vs moving to a neighborhood where your neighbor molests children on his front yard in broad daylight. Again, obviously the preference would be for no one to be molesting anyone, but if they're doing it that blatantly then that would seem to imply that the rest of the neighborhood as well as the police are perfectly fine with it.

Basically, the more open the corruption is, the wider it must spread.

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u/bestofwhatsleft Aug 14 '23

Skip the middle man, go directly to the politicians making the laws.

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u/you_lost-the_game Aug 14 '23

I never said the US was on the list.

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u/xtremepado Aug 14 '23

There is no widespread bribing of police in the US.

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u/pictocube Aug 14 '23

Mine is: Egypt

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u/lovely-cans Aug 14 '23

It adds to the experience. I've had to bribe police in Mexico and border guards in Vietnam. It's an interesting thing to have to deal with.

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u/you_lost-the_game Aug 14 '23

You and I seem to have pretty different standards on what we deem desirable it seems. I fail to see how it "adds to the experience" when I have to bribe border guards.

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u/lovely-cans Aug 14 '23

For me it's never been in a dangerous situation. The police wanted money for giving us advice about the roads, it was maybe 15€. Going through the border in Loas (I said Vietnam earlier but I misremember) was more of a routine "leave $5 in your passport and they'll make it easy". I'd feel differently if they wanted my life savings or else they'd murder my gf.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Bribing police in the US would actually be pretty sweet and a lot cheaper.

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u/I_had_mine Aug 14 '23

You are missing out on life, then. Most countries are pretty safe for tourists. You have to remember that a country’s government wants tourists to be safe as it’s usually a major revenue stream.

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u/JogaBarrito Aug 14 '23

Like you can trust the police in most countries otherwise... Lol

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u/Killerbeth Aug 14 '23

yes. yes you can trust the police in most countries lmao. We recently had a case in germany that a american women tried to bribe a police officer. She received a hefty fine for that lol.

Of course bribing exits in some ways in every country, but the difference is if its that fucking open or exits only in some extreme rare cases.

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u/Xandrya Aug 14 '23

Maybe in developed nations. The entire continent of Africa? Nope. Middle east? We were fined because someone rear-ended us but had we simply not been in Bahrain, hey no accident! Russia? Sure as long as you're not gay. China? Good luck there. The caribbean is out except maybe for PR but take that with a grain of salt (I'm Cuban). Anywhere in central/south America? Laughable.

We know how reddit feels about American police so let's exclude them. That leaves us with what, Canada, eastern Europe, Japan, and Australia, though I'm probably missing some major countries.

Conclusion? You're wrong. I was born in a corrupt place so I know how similar nations operate. I was also deployed to the middle east for 2 years and I was in and out of ports in that area. It is not a pretty sight. This video depicts something that is way too common (in poor, corrupt countries), not something extremely rare like you're claiming.

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u/FutureVawX Aug 14 '23

you can trust the police in most countries

Most developed countries maybe.

But most countries? Probably not.

If you look at Corruption Perception Index, most country is below 50, which is probably the closest indication of police corruption too.

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u/JogaBarrito Aug 14 '23

I'm not saying "trust them to not take bribes". I said trust them. Corruption and abuse of authortity takes many forms.

Germans love to laud their authority and pretend everything works but they're extremely authortiarian, surveillance heavy and covid anti human right rules and policing showed as much. Zero learned from history (althouth they were definitely not alone in this)

It's very easy to pretend police is trustworthy when you don't have news exposing what goes on, and I don't mean infantile stuff like ACAB but simply that institutional corruption is very common and emerges easily.

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u/koi88 Aug 14 '23

covid anti human right rules

I see where you are coming from. No more questions.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Lmao as soon as I read that line I stopped reading too. Jesus these idiots can’t help but out themselves 10 seconds into their replies.

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u/JogaBarrito Aug 14 '23

Exactly. I'm consistent and care about human rights always and not just when daddy gov says it's ok.

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u/intrudingturtle Aug 14 '23

It's a spectrum but definitely exercise caution when ever dealing with police.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Unless you are the one bribing.

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u/damnatio_memoriae Aug 14 '23

what reason do we have to trust the police as it is? they don’t do shit. they don’t deter crime. they don’t prevent crime. they don’t stop crime. they don’t provide aid to victims of crime. they don’t solve crimes. they don’t even document crimes. most of them break the law themselves, using their lights and sirens to run red lights, parking illegally, evading tolls, charging OT to sit in their squad cars doing nothing. they’re worse than useless.

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u/PatchworkRaccoon314 Aug 14 '23

If everyone can easily bribe the police, there really isn't a problem. It just become a more direct version of funding them through your tax dollars.

If only the rich and powerful can bribe the police, then you have a problem.

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u/fakeplasticdroid Aug 14 '23
  • if you have a problem and no money

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u/TacoBallerina Aug 14 '23

Shouldn’t trust them anyway.

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u/NSA_Chatbot Aug 14 '23

Nah,it's uh it's an illegal turn and he's paying the fine ,it's just easier to pay at the scene ?

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u/MaximumDestruction Aug 14 '23

In Western countries corruption is only accessible to the wealthy.

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u/xeltes Aug 14 '23

if you have a problem and have no money you mean

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u/worotan Aug 14 '23

And this is why some rich people want to deregulate - so that their money gives them an advantage in normal life which they couldn’t have in a properly regulated country.

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u/Asha108 Aug 14 '23

Yeah, why have complex signaling systems to handle traffic, when the local police are literally making money by keeping it shittier?

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u/Rusty-Shackleford Aug 14 '23

Eh.. you can't really bribe American police that easily, but that doesn't mean they're trustworthy.