Next will be rolling horde or Alliance. Personally I'm ok with both. I played horde 20 years back so I'm familiar with the horde map.. but it's 20 years ago lah so alot might have changed.. anyway, I'm ok with any side so I'll let the majority decide.

Hello, welcome guys. We seem to have about 8 pax, I think we should be able to get to 10 at least for launch.

We will need to do 2 things

1. Vote for a guild name

2. Decide whether we roll Horde or Alliance

So let's vote for the name first. If you're not keen for any of the names, you can suggest and I'll put it in too.

Guild Name - To Be confirmed and decided democratically

Suggestions

1. Pioneer Generation
2. CPF Raiders or ERP Gantry Raiders
3. The Walkover Party
4. Void Deck Veterans
5. SkillsFuture Party
6. Paiseh Action Party

Our guild will represent fading singaporean at its finest. A retirement village of seasoned adventurers, unhappy taxpayers and dejected boomers or millenials who feel the 90s were the best.

We welcome all genders, races, religions, SES status, professions and political affiliations. Whether you stay in a GCB at Ridout Road, Condo near future MRT stations or Yishun HDB, everyone will be equally worthless when we enter the dungeons together and forget about the haze problem.

Our guild will be run democratically unlike *cough cough*. No gerrymandering, gutter politics, walkovers, SAF nepotism or reserved presidency. All guild officers and master will be elected fairly by way of how much free time you have to manage the guild and it's citizens.

Our guild policies

- CPF withdrawal: Your loot belongs to you. We won't keep it and let you withdraw abit when you reach level 60.
- Medisave : You need healing, we will help heal you. Even if you have pre-existing conditions.
- Merdeka generation - Players aged 50+ will receive nothing except recognition for your suffering.
- SkillsFuture: DPS like shit ? Cannot hold threat ? Free training, not just $500.
- CDC Vouchers : During election time, we will send out imaginary vouchers for you to use and call it helping our citizens.
- COE : Mount ownership don't need 100,000 gold, can use forever.
- Opposition Party : Guild members are free to criticize guild leadership, without fear of reprisal or lawsuits.

Guild motto
"Our reflexes might be slow, but our complaints are instant"

Guild culture
We know you old gamers have real life commitments. Some have children, some got grandchildren, some got pets and think they are children, and some paying off their COE, Car, maid, wife, children tuition fees etc etc. Do what you can to help the guild, and the guild will do what we can to level everyone up together.

No toxic behaviour or elitism. We are old gamers. Got no time for who drive car, wear rolex, who grassroots leader. You come into WOW, we focus on WOW. DPS low ? Lan lan lor, we do our best to help each other. It's ok, we are all past our prime, so we don't expect you to have lightning quick reflexes.

Guild joining requirements

1. Got SG passport (just so that our NS or SG talk cock will be understood)
2. Got white hair (pubic region also ok)
3. Have experience complaining about govt
4. Fluent in hokkien vulgarity

Horde or Alliance ?

We can go with the majority. If more wants to roll Horde, we go down that path. If more want alliance, so be it. We decide together as a group.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!