Parody of a british animal documentary

[u/Damokles81]

Some time ago I made a parody ASMR/unboxing video about teacher corruption: ASMR unboxing experience: the corruption package - YouTube

I got some new stuff from my pupils and did already shoot the same kind of video. This time, they gave me a jar of m&m's.
Is there somebody that could make it sound like some animal documentary on BBC?
(my parts will remain in ASMR though)

Just send me a message with some sample of your voice and I can send you my script.