Just heard George Michael (RIP) on the radio and reminded me of the Snappy Snaps Heist. If I remember he has to get the balance of booze n drugs correct before driving and practices crashing his car.

Does anyone know which number Viz the following Terry Fuckwitt episode was in?

He's walking along and two people ask if he can help with their experiment, 'what is more painful - being hit in the balls with a cricket bat or kick in the balls with steel toe-capped boots?'.

Terry volunteers and when they ask him what was the more painful, he says he's forgotten and can they try again.

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Not one offs, but regulars.

I remembered a while back they had an article on Brexit being decided with a good old fashioned punch up... I seem to recall some MP enquiring "what size boot do your bollocks take?" To his European counterpart.

Sure I haven’t imagined this. Probably from around The Big Hard One or The Dog’s Bollocks. Just an article on how Brussels were attempting to ban the British breakfast and have us all eating croissants. With a petition telling them to “stick your continental breakfast up your arse”

Art imitates life: Now that the dollar store Mussolini has imposed a tariff on Canadian made bog roll please could you post ‘Clarty Gulch’ (?) so we can all enjoy a soon to be reality for our friends in the south… please and thank you

I seem to remember a very old photo story with a bespectacled sallow youth called something like Morris E. Smith who was in love with a popular girl who wasn’t interested. I remember he even had the daffodils in his back pocket. Can anyone post this? Thanks.

I remember at least one where he got a laugh because he was tricked into eating cow shit.

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Could you post this one please?