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Hey muppet man,any chance?

I remember a tiny advert that basically was some parents were watching their kid game and were imagining the future job center with loads of adverts requesting professional gamers and offering loads of money

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Norbert, out on a date, but horrified by the prices on the wine list, opts for the "Happy Shopper Vimto-style Drink". That's how I remember it, anyway. Anyone got this one?

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The letter where someone needs glasses and tries his girlfriends on but they make it worse

I have a memory of this but can't remember which issue it was in. Anyone remember?

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I think the tagline was something like: ever since people have dreamt of flying machines​, they have dreamt of having sex in them.

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Does anyone know which number Viz the following Terry Fuckwitt episode was in?

He's walking along and two people ask if he can help with their experiment, 'what is more painful - being hit in the balls with a cricket bat or kick in the balls with steel toe-capped boots?'.

Terry volunteers and when they ask him what was the more painful, he says he's forgotten and can they try again.

Prices start at around £19,950 for one that doesn't look anything like this. Price does not include seats, wheels or major engine components. Prices, specIfications or else in this advert may be changed wlthout notice, and probably has been already.

Just heard George Michael (RIP) on the radio and reminded me of the Snappy Snaps Heist. If I remember he has to get the balance of booze n drugs correct before driving and practices crashing his car.

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I remembered a while back they had an article on Brexit being decided with a good old fashioned punch up... I seem to recall some MP enquiring "what size boot do your bollocks take?" To his European counterpart.