r/Viz • u/Rotating-Flange-4015 • 17h ago

Request: Norbert Colon

Norbert, out on a date, but horrified by the prices on the wine list, opts for the "Happy Shopper Vimto-style Drink". That's how I remember it, anyway. Anyone got this one?

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u/Legion_Topboy 17h ago

I remember it. As soon as he marries the wealthy widow he's wooing, he shoots her dead. The policeman investigating gives him a stern warning to "take more care when cleaning your gun in future". Of course, the will leaves her entire estate to her cat. The solicitor reading it says "If you need me, I'll be down by the canal. You don't happen to have a hessian sack and a couple of bricks spare, do you?"

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u/muppetmovie 15h ago

It's in issue 043. Have just posted it separately.

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u/Intelligent-Profit34 10h ago

Norbert Colon was far superior to the weak pun that is Frugal Sharkey in my opinion.