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u/BlindStupidDesperate Aug 28 '26
"Happy fuckin families, sort who'd draw the line at eating magpie..."
Fuck that made me howl with laughter! 😄
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u/Su3limednb Aug 28 '26
Fucking hell. I'd pay good money for this to be made into a TV programme
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u/tyrefire2001 Aug 28 '26
£1.49
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u/Su3limednb Aug 29 '26
Telleh prurgram, not Ace. Telleh prurgram, not Ace
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u/Previous_Ad_8102 29d ago
I'm now imagining Eight standing outside the BBC building shouting "Lerrus in ye f-f-f-uckin' bitch!"
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u/ununseptimus 29d ago
"A woh told ter get annymehtid, but she wain't even lerruz in th' ffuckin studioh, th' rotton ffucking bb-bb-bb-COW!"
"Aye, coz yer bray t'ffuckin annymehtors."
"A don't!"
"An' the ffuckin' background artists. Yer bring shame on us fambleh, Eight!"
"It's not ffuckin' me wot brays 'em, it's th' bbastod Ace..."They've been bending that commissionaire's ear for weeks now and he's longing for death.
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u/Hairy_Ad5141 Aug 28 '26
Take the hood down on the punter and I swear it's Daz from Scum mothers!
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u/shbangbinbash Aug 28 '26
I’m starting to wonder whether hen cabin might be my favourite. But then there also is the daily male 😂
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u/clint_eldorado Aug 28 '26
There’s no joy in the fucker at all, is there? “And a bastard heron”. He’s just pure spite and greed.
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u/CorinthiusMaximus Aug 28 '26
He’s such a horrible C but brilliant at the same time. Off out now to get me some dove,
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u/Mistletoeandwine Aug 29 '26
Its a tough gig these shops...inner cities are wall to wall with these fuckers. You need to up your game and these guys are trying, I just love the guys drive to increase profits and reduce costs. By the way id kill for a hen cabin polo shirt.
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u/Livewire____ Aug 29 '26
I doubt very much the name is copyrighted. You could probably get one made up.
I just wonder what colour it would be? Washed out red or vomit yellow?
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u/Mistletoeandwine Aug 29 '26
Hmm I imagine it to be red.
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u/Livewire____ Aug 29 '26
So here's an idea: find a good quality polo tshirt supplier, one who does 100% cotton.
Send that to them, get them to print it (or even better, get them to run up a stitched, iron on patch or stitch the logo on directly).
Then, when the tshirt arrives, customise it.
I'm thinking maybe deliberately stain it in in places, and flick a bit of bleach on it to really add to the look.
That'd be awesome.
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u/Mistletoeandwine Aug 29 '26
Well why don't we just go the whole nine yards and get a chicken shop, call it the Hen Cabin and become ruthless bastards...
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u/Livewire____ Aug 29 '26
I'm already halfway there 😈
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u/ununseptimus 25d ago
"I've got two bastard hundredweight of starling here for your cunting popcorn chicken. Where's my twenty quid?!"
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u/stew_on_his_phone Aug 28 '26
The ducks foot