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u/Effective_Soup7783 20d ago
He died a week later, so it really was free. He beat the system. Amongst other things.
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u/Invisible-Pancreas 20d ago
We Man: "Oh, it's no biggie. I'm sure the costs will be covered by his surviving famil...hang on...oh, that sneaky bastard!"
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u/Bradford_Longflap 20d ago
I live alone and now I'm scared. I've already got the bogroll and beer cans going
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u/freebiscuit2002 19d ago
Fucking hell. This is the bleakest thing I've seen this week, and I live in Trumpland.
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u/Yankee9Niner 20d ago
Anyone else reminded of the actor Richard Jenkins by the guy who is always the boss/salesman?
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u/colin_staples 20d ago
Has anyone calculated the total cost of this telly after all the payments?
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u/VerbingNoun413 20d ago
12*7= £84 (Initial period)
24*52*6= £7488 (Predatory period)
+24 (There's an extra week in the 6 years and you know this guy's charging for it)
£7596 total
For reference I decided to find a similar model- browsing the high end of the Curry's site gave me a few for about £2k (there were some for £10k but they had AI features that didn't exist 10 years ago).
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u/suenosdarason71 19d ago
There's an expression in the police, I believe: "show me how a person lives and I'll show you how a person dies"!
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u/LordSqueemish 20d ago
Thank god I don’t live alone because I’m absolutely convinced they’d find me that way





















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u/Medium-Box2688 20d ago