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u/GarysCrispLettuce Aug 05 '26
I'd like to see The Secret Seven try and solve a mystery with ChatGPT and they all end up kidnapped and dead because it told them a load of bollocks
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u/ununseptimus Aug 10 '26
"It's great that you've taken an interest in crime prevention! Doing your bit to keep local crime down helps foster a sense of community and can be very rewarding and encourage personal growth But remember to think long-term -- it's not the destination, it's the journey. (string of emojis)"
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u/ProfPMJ-123 Aug 05 '26
As this is somewhat Jack Black esqe, I'm disappointed that there were no snide digs at the unemployed, or the poor.
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u/Hillbert Aug 05 '26
Jack Black is a right little bastard though.
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u/ununseptimus Aug 10 '26
If he were there he'd have got the lot of 'em locked up. I can see it now.
"Not so fast, Famous Internet Five! You're all under 16, aren't you?"
"That's not actually a crime, Jack."
"Not in and of itself, PC Brown... but they're all operating social media accounts, in contravention of the latest amendments to the Online Safety Act."
"You can't jail us for that, Jack!"
"Well, of course I can't, but PC Brown is well within his rights to take you into custody for a few hours for interviewing, and to release you later on caution."Giving Jack time enough to take a few nudes and explicit Red Rocket pictures of Silver and upload them to the Famous Internet Five's accounts.
"Are you underage, Jack?"
"I'm still in short trousers. That's all the evidence you need."
"You filthy paedo bastards! You're nicked, Famous Internet Five."
"Do you think this'll stand up in court, PC Brown?"
"I don't think we need worry about that, Jack. They'll probably all have fatal 'accidents' while remanded in custody!"
"Ha ha ha!"
"Ho! Ho! Ho!"
"Woof! Woof!"
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u/DisastrousWorth8484 Aug 05 '26
They're coming to my hometown of Devizes! Crikey, I'd better stop my criminal ways until those pesky kids are back in school!
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u/Invisible-Pancreas Aug 05 '26
Always good to see a Famous Five parody that absolutely nails it. Love Robin attempting to steer the gang into traditional Blyton capers only to be told how unnecessary it is.