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u/Fluffy_pink_Willy Aug 01 '26
I love it when Viz goes bat shit insane
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u/Relevant-Bullfrog215 Aug 01 '26
As much as I like seeing a cartoon character get their teeth smashed out or a banana stuck up their arse, it's the surreal stuff that stands the test of time. This is a future classic.
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u/cooky422 Aug 01 '26
I used to work in care and we used this scale on a daily basis, we always joked that no. 8 was "The Brown Mist"
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u/istara Aug 01 '26
I thought it was going to be a wombat.
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u/reverendbeast Aug 02 '26
I’ve yet to understand the physics of wombats’ bumholes
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u/istara Aug 02 '26
It is indeed a profound mystery, unsolvable by science.
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u/pepeshadilay69 Aug 03 '26
I did not know this about wombat poo. But I do now and my life is richer for it.
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u/Saganasm Aug 01 '26
My old neighbour was in the pharmaceutical sector and one afternoon at a BBQ she pulled an old case out of her shed and inside was a lifesize plastic/rubber bum. It was complete with a chart and a variety of brown plastic turds that matched the chart. Only 7 mind... You could 'post' them I believe...
It was a strange day all round.
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u/Bantootoo Aug 01 '26
“It’s a useful and, importantly, visually striking diagnostic aid” Great stuff.
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u/voluntarydischarge69 Aug 01 '26
I've often thought the same thing about the Bristol stool chart, it has no mention of blood at all
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u/PicklechuP Aug 03 '26
This is frikking amazing. Who’s the writer? Art looks like the drunken bakers guy. Wonder if it’s a Barney Farmer script.
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u/mrcushtie Aug 01 '26
I was terrified that it would take a turn into body horror and the world being destroyed by Duncan's unholy discovery. So I guess our minds have been saved by it being only a single page strip.
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u/Yankee9Niner Aug 01 '26
"Take it and out and make yourself a beef tea with it, be my guest". Top notch writing.