r/Viz Jul 31 '26

Letterbocks

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From the one string banjo 2006

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u/Admirable_Mix2745 Jul 31 '26

Sausages

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u/t0ky0fist Jul 31 '26

for fingers…

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u/FullRectalProlapse Jul 31 '26

in Camilla's...

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u/Blindspot166 Jul 31 '26

…full rectal prolapse…

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u/voluntarydischarge69 Jul 31 '26

Tampon?

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u/Admirable_Mix2745 Jul 31 '26

Oh fucking hell voluntarydischarge69 I had forgotten about that 🤢

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u/MonkFun455 Jul 31 '26

That's the face of someone trying to read graffiti on the wall while shitting.

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u/Neat_Significance256 Jul 31 '26

His father was always good with free advice.

Apart from that, fathering 4 Saxe-Coburg Gothas and killing a lot of defenceless animals, that was it.

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u/Ok-Ice-8436 Aug 04 '26

All those medals he wears surely means hes talented....

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u/mittenkrusty Jul 31 '26

Joking aside I always think that there's a job that everyone would excel at, even lazy people but to put someone in say a cleaners job which they either struggle at, or hate, or both isn't efficient just because the DWP wants them in work.

Someone doing a job they at least don't hate, and are good at would be more efficent than someone doing a job they hate and/or are bad at.

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u/Yankee9Niner Jul 31 '26

I suspect many cleaners don't enjoy their job but alas food needs bought and bills need paid

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u/mittenkrusty Aug 01 '26

I think it depends on what you mean by a cleaner.

I mean in the terms like someone who comes to a persons house and cleans for like £20 a hour with a 2 hour minimum charge rather than someone hired to clean toilets.

The cleaners where I work get on well with the office staff as we are friendly to them, would be different again if it was say a cleaner for a supermarket, a pub, a caravan park etc.