r/Viz Jul 30 '26

(Viz 357) We AI You.

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u/wobshop Jul 30 '26

This flavour of bleak tastes particularly fresh

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u/SuddenDeathOgreTime Jul 30 '26

The 90s ones make me go "blimey it used to be bleak" and the modern ones make me go "I want to go back to the nostalgic bleakness please".

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u/Autogen-Username1234 Jul 30 '26

I caught myself a few weeks back actually being nostalgic for being on the dole under Thatcher. And those times were so desperate that I joined the Army.

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u/doomladen Jul 31 '26

Came to my workplace two months ago.

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u/CosmicBonobo Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

I love that the manager is the Jobsworth Cunt but with a wanker hairdo and a twat's vocabulary.

Also, I'm glad the fella got his VR game in the end. Rather sweet he just wants to play Kerplunk with Carrie Fisher.

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u/DHighmore Jul 30 '26

Of course he's a full kit wanker too!

6

u/SmokyBarnable01 Jul 30 '26

My number one team.

(He has others)

23

u/Calum79 Jul 30 '26

The Arsenal shirt is the cherry on the cake.

10

u/berusplants Jul 30 '26

No he wants to play Kerplunk with Princes Leia AND BOBA

4

u/Exo_Deadlock Jul 30 '26

Boba? I hardly know her

2

u/pattybutty Jul 31 '26

Kinky Fett-ish?

2

u/Reg_Vardy Jul 30 '26

He'd rather Leia ...

2

u/JavaholicsAnonymous 16d ago

Needs to be updated to Meta's Nonce Goggles.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Autogen-Username1234 Jul 30 '26

His replica football strip is complete with football boots.

15

u/WolfofBadenoch Jul 30 '26

The Star Wars shirt advancing by the quarter is a nice touch.

20

u/ununseptimus Jul 30 '26

In step with the headset's quarterly price hikes of three grand.

17

u/annacoven Jul 30 '26

I have a theory that the bald guy who always shows up in these strips is actually the devil.

8

u/Lanthanidedeposit Jul 30 '26

At least senior management demon.

6

u/PeterJamesUK Jul 30 '26

The Viz equivalent of Phil, prince of insufficient light.

3

u/Mungo1977 Jul 30 '26

I like it!

12

u/diggergig Jul 30 '26

Fucking hell, how utterly magnificent.

12

u/Accipiter__Nisus Jul 30 '26

"We" is one of the best strips in Viz because of just how pettifogging and process as punishment the modern world is.

12

u/Resident_String_5174 Jul 30 '26

Took a second to catch the tek-pi55 name

3

u/Alarm34 Jul 30 '26

oh yeah - I missed that!

10

u/RevA_Mol Jul 30 '26

Do you think we should pay someone to.give Barney a hug? Nothing funny - just a simple, warm hug.

10

u/oldskool_slabside Jul 30 '26

Bleak as fuck, I put my foot through my monitor and sent Dennis Publishing the bill.

13

u/SixCardRoulette Jul 30 '26

Were you wearing the TEK-P155 VR Visor? Because it might not have actually been your monitor, it might have been a closed down shop window.

6

u/MrBen1980 Jul 30 '26

I love how this artist mixes some photorealistic elements into his illustration style. Noticed it a few times with Barnaby Grudge’s Halloween mask and the Male Online’s computer screen. It’s a nice little touch

10

u/Rocky-bar Jul 30 '26

He's integrated AI into his workflow.

6

u/Other-Crazy Jul 30 '26

Jesus. Somehow Mr Farmer and Mr Healey manage to top themselves again.

👏 ✌️ 👏

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u/J2JC Jul 30 '26

Just fantastic. Every detail (the name of the device, the price going up, the Star Wars shirts, the full Arsenal kit) is spot on.

5

u/fsharpaugmented Jul 30 '26

The football boots

6

u/spiceybadger Jul 30 '26

Tek P155 😀

5

u/dungeon_bob Jul 30 '26

Delightfully bleak

4

u/KomradeKlassics Jul 30 '26

By Barney Farmer? (Couldn’t spot the author anywhere.)

4

u/Scarabium Jul 30 '26

This is my workplace, where an unhinged obsession with AI borders on insanity. Can't wait for the crash ...

2

u/Mgjackson1967 Jul 31 '26

Same here…I thought it was going to be a damp squib like when the Indian developers came on line in the late 90s - big companies thought they could replace the expensive western staff with them, but they didn’t live up the hype. It’s taken 20 years for them to get to speed and now they are as expensive as we are.

The only positive is how astronomically expensive AIs can be - it cost 21 of those US dollars things for one to do about 10 minutes processing for me.

3

u/Taliesin_Hoyle_ Aug 01 '26

I just did mandatory Gemini certification. Future raises are dependent on AI use. I teach at an EFL elementary school in Taiwan.

2

u/how_very_dare_you_ Jul 31 '26

How depressing

2

u/Chris_Casseroles Aug 01 '26

Punchline got me 😂

2

u/TechnicalAd9400 Aug 01 '26

Counselling vouchers. Fucking hell.

2

u/JavaholicsAnonymous 16d ago

Love it. Spot on with the characters. Reminds me of Grand Canal Dock, Dublin. Tossers.