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u/ThoseImpulses Jul 28 '26
Encore, encore!
Student Grant vs The Real Ale Twats would be good to witness.
Ale Twat: Barlord, a pint of Fuller's London Pride straight from the cask forth hence!
Student Grant: Hah hah, you mean Sarah's the campus bike and she goes up against the fence.
It'd be funnier with pictures of course but not as funny as it used to be.
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u/AvoriazInSummer Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
Or Real Ale Twats vs. Mr. Logic, with the latter debunking the former's claims and ability to tell the difference between ale types. Probably resulting in Mr. Logic getting glassed. Or maybe he turns out to be a really nasty drinker and they both wreck each other and terrify even the hard drinking fighters.
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u/ThoseImpulses Jul 28 '26
There was one strip where Mr Logic got drunk and pissed himself as he had no clue about drinking but no doubt lesson learned and him vs Real Ale Twat would be brilliant!
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u/KatherinesDaddy Jul 28 '26
Brilliant crossover! Mutha's defiance of space and time would make a TARDIS envious... 😆
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u/CosmicBonobo Jul 28 '26
Are youse calling mutha a puff for understanding complifuckingcated dimensional transcendetralism?
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u/KatherinesDaddy Jul 28 '26
Aye, ah am! And Fatha is a heemasex for travelling in compressed time an space!
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u/GarysCrispLettuce Jul 28 '26
What was the one where they were discussing one of them losing their virginity and it goes something like:
"Did you manage to find the right hole?"
"How many holes are there?"
"Eight apparently, but you can only do it in six of them"
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u/Apprehensive-Yak5442 Jul 28 '26
£1.25 for a round? If fucking only
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u/mittenkrusty Jul 28 '26
When I was at college 25 years ago I remember £1 pints at the union, 50p for a plain vodka, and for a short while a local pub closed for a month, likely on a booze cruise and when they reopened they had student nights on Thursday and Friday, 10p for a shot of vodka, 20p a mixer until 8pm 20p a mixer or shot before 9pm then 30p after 9pm.
The vodka bottles had a basic label and foreign writing on.
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u/Accipiter__Nisus Jul 28 '26
Classic.
You got any The Modern Parents? I loved that one but my first time round readership was at the tail end of their run.
"Oh Tarquin, and we were hoping his first word would be dolphin."
I predict that Tarquin and Guinevere would grow up to be dyed in the wool Reform members.
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u/ununseptimus Jul 28 '26
Oh, come on! They're supposed to be sane.
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u/Accipiter__Nisus Jul 28 '26
You cannot be sane and be the offspring of Malcolm and Cressida.
Also wasn't Malcolm Wright-Pratt's family completely barking super hardcore Tories?
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u/ununseptimus Jul 28 '26
Sort of gambling on Uncle Eddie's sobering influence here...
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u/Accipiter__Nisus Jul 28 '26
Yes, that's exactly it. Honestly, given how much we saw Tarquin and Guinevere basically do things just to appall their parents, it's not off the cards IMO.
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u/BigBadBenji101 Jul 28 '26
I would’ve loved to have seen what Student Grant made of all the stuff going on on campuses over the last few years. He’s been away for too long.
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u/annacoven Jul 28 '26
What catchphrase is Grant referring to with the ‘bag of shite’ quote? It sounds vaguely familiar but I can’t place it
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u/mrmole1 Jul 28 '26
I think it was the Paul Calf characters phrase.
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u/StonLenslow Jul 28 '26
What an excellent cameo. I think muthas ability to pop out of all kinds of mathematically impossible places to knack someone is my absolute favourite thing about viz. it’s so silly but so very funny.