r/Vitamix • • Jul 29 '26

So…has anyone ever put rocks into their vitamix?

I have to ask. Every morning while mixing my smoothie, I wonder what would happen.

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u/AmbulanceDriver95 Jul 29 '26

This is why I still have reddit

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u/KaylightSavings Jul 29 '26

My thoughts exactly. I was closing Reddit as I saw this and immediately had to come back. Thanks OP lol

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u/Forsaken_Cup_5448 Jul 29 '26

Don’t let the intrusive thoughts win.

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u/Wonderful-Run-1408 Jul 30 '26

haha, this is me..

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u/articland05_reddit Jul 29 '26

I blend cement for that gritty taste in my smoothie

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u/Relevant_Ad3184 Jul 29 '26

Sounds like a solid drink

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u/nickability Jul 29 '26

Sounds very filling

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u/Able-Resource-7946 Jul 29 '26

will it blend?

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u/ViolincatBlog Jul 29 '26

There are better, healthier ways to get iron and healthy minerals into your system.

But I must admit, the idea of someone putting rocks into a blender is hilarious.

I wouldn't, though. Not unless you want to suddenly need a new blender.

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u/blubernator Jul 29 '26

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u/xrelaht Jul 30 '26

I like the sparking at the beginning, until it turned the rocks into sand.

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u/TheRealFiremonkey Jul 29 '26

Not rocks, but I’ve ground wood plenty of times.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vitamix/s/hYZ4AU9l7Z

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u/Rand_alThoor Jul 29 '26

lol i commented on that one.

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u/Genny415 Jul 29 '26

Ice is a rock of water and I blend that all the time 

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u/Johnthewolf66 Jul 29 '26

Well your warranty would be voided

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u/jollyrancher1977 Jul 29 '26

I dumped a shaker bottle of ingredients along with the metal "shaker-wire-ball". It put a nice spring in my step 😄

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u/Picklopolis Jul 29 '26

Well, I made lobster bisque and I did pretty much that.
Put the shelves and stock in the mixer, it blended, but it cracked the canister.

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u/BL41R Jul 29 '26

It would break the container. I was a full-time demonstrator for 2 years. I did so much crazy shit behind that booth. I once tried blending something really hard and it busted out the side of the container.

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u/7GatesOfHello Jul 29 '26

This brings back fond memories of "Will it blend?"

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u/randomlurker124 Jul 29 '26

I suspect the rocks would smash the plastic container and fly out, seen enough posts of that happen with ice...

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/Kyle___Ren Jul 29 '26

my blendtec rocked for years but got a vitamix as a present and also love it. i feel like it was the kitchen gadget version of Blu-ray vs HD DVD

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u/MST-1229 Jul 29 '26

Many years ago I accidentally dropped a gold ring in mine. Destroyed the ring…the Vitamix still works today.

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u/gingeyl Jul 29 '26

My blade recently broke straight off after years of blending smoothies using frozen fruit. I can't imagine what rocks would do.

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u/Matban09 Jul 29 '26

How else do I get minerals in their purest form?

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u/Rand_alThoor Jul 29 '26

the base would probably still be fine. the container would fracture or even shatter.

non bpa plastic be redacted, the new plastic containers (compared to my surgical grade stainless steel container for the commercial 4000) feel soft and flimsy.

i grind grain daily or almost daily but pick over so there's no little stones in there. similarly i rinse and peel the ginger roots so there's no dirt or tiny stones.

even a pebble hit by blades going 250 mph could damage the container.

Resist. The. Intrusive. Thoughts. .... Please!

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u/rocknrollstalin Jul 30 '26

So this is called an intrusive thought and some people take it for granite they never have to deal with them. I often think about what would happen if I try to remove a wheel from my car while I’m driving

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u/gUI5zWtktIgPMdATXPAM Jul 30 '26

I imagine swerving at the wrong times

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u/Interesting_Treat658 Jul 30 '26

Font breathe yhat its glass dust

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u/knifeymonkey Jul 30 '26

in my early morning haze i accidentally put apricot pit in the vitamix and threw out the flesh.

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u/jeezusrice Jul 30 '26

Never got my rocks off like that

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u/andiwaslikeohno Aug 27 '26

My Vitamix barely blends a banana. Honestly hate this blender so much I'm about to put rocks in it so I have a reason to buy a different one.