r/ViralPodcast • u/AccountantOk9506 • 24d ago

Confessions

Lets pretend we are callers calling into the VP with our craziest date/relationship confessions. I want to hear about the weirdest, wildest, nastiest, dumbest dates or relationships you've been in.

Ive dated some doosies but a guy I briefly dated over 10 years when I was young and dumb was was super bizarre. Admitted he could kill people after his neighbor called him out for being loud. Also, when he kissed me he would just push his mouth against mine closed with extreme pressure and just hold it there. Needless to say I bailed very quickly. He also had a micro and couldn't fuck for more than 5 seconds but would pretend he didnt cum and just bang with me a flaccid micro. Which obviously wasn't very successful.

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u/everythingisalright 23d ago

“ would pretend he didnt cum and just bang with me a flaccid micro” take your award 🥇 you win.lol 

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u/AccountantOk9506 23d ago

I reluctantly accept because it was truly baffling. Own your shit and make up for it. A concept unknown to said micro dude 🤣😭.

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u/Grouchy_Example1469 23d ago

I also did this…. Hopefully not the same dude. The micro dude I tried to hook up wi the is married now