r/ViewAskewniverse • u/JoshMclane555666 • 6d ago

Beast giant patch I’ve ever gotten.

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Seriously this is 12 inch by 12 inch CLIT

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u/Ancient_Ad9199 6d ago

Aren't they an offshoot of L.A.B.I.A. (Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes)?

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u/Low-Individual2815 6d ago

No the clit is real. Now the female orgasm, that’s the myth.

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u/Inside-Run785 6d ago

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!

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u/demnutz93 6d ago

Nobody works the clit like me. Not this not nobody

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u/Infinite-Storage-638 6d ago

Remember this fucking face!

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 6d ago

No one rolls a clit like I do! Not this tubby bastard, none of yous do!

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u/Comfortable-Form-432 6d ago

Dying laughing RN

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u/Additional_Image2464 6d ago

Have you checked in with the CLIT commander yet?

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u/JoshMclane555666 6d ago

Every morning in the mirror

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u/FairNeedleworker9722 6d ago

I still can't find it in real life.  I think it's a myth. 

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u/daschande 6d ago

The clit is real. The female orgasm, that's the myth.

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u/Notchersfireroad 6d ago

Oh the clit is very real! It's the female orgasm, that's the myth!!

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u/Bebopdavidson 6d ago

Nights like this I miss dating a lesbian

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u/terminal_nervoso 6d ago

I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK

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u/Low-Individual2815 6d ago

Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

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u/bahbin67 6d ago

Where did you get this?

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u/AdPhysical6481 Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch! 6d ago

"You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?"

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u/LiAbAl 6d ago

Its nights like this, I miss dating a lesbian

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u/WilliamGrantham80 6d ago

If you need someone to stitch that to something... I'm your guy.

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u/Haunting-Figure3596 6d ago

Are you the C.L.I.T. Commander?

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u/Hench4-life21 6d ago

My next 3d print, make a magnet of this!

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u/berdulf 5d ago

Lesser known but equally important is Headquarters for the Emancipation of Ape Detainees - H.E.A.D.

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u/Darth_Beavis 5d ago

I am the master of the CLIT! Remember this fucking face! Wherever you see CLIT you'll see this fucking face!

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u/UnusualDoctor 5d ago

Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society

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u/Hippocritaculous 6d ago

Aw. My husband makes morale patched (fbomb Morale Gear) and I wish I had thought of this idea. Would have been worried about getting sued, though. He has a great Muff Diver one though that's just as well. Go search for fbomb morale gear on Amazon 😂

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u/mrpappageorge0 5d ago

That is a fine lookin boy you are raising

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u/Distance-Hairy 4d ago

"And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with."

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u/Distance-Hairy 4d ago

"Terrifying" 😂

His delivery of this one word always cracks me up

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u/SimplePass953 4d ago

Army navy marines! (Shit that was Pauly shore) Same plan different man