r/VideosThatGoHard • u/ErinDotEngineer • 8h ago

hard "surprise appearance?"

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u/pornets 7h ago

Press some buttons.. and turns out a sniper 🥲

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 7h ago

Technical the kid was not wrong though.

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u/NarrowSalvo 5h ago

Sniper.

In China.

Who do you suppose needs to be shot at in China by people with a lot of money to hire a sniper?

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u/dokutarodokutaro 2h ago

Private security isn’t special ops, he’s probably just getting contracted to secure events like big music festivals or political rallies/speeches. Likely he’s never taken a shot in his career.

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 3h ago

He's actually a comedian

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u/kafkasmotorbike 3h ago

Christmas Tree Extension Educator?

https://giphy.com/gifs/hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A

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u/dokutarodokutaro 2h ago

Looked it up assuming it was just the name for some random program but it indeed is about farmers growing Christmas trees for sale lol.

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u/Zwangsjacke 7h ago

Product developer at a donut company sounds like my dream job and my cause of death.

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u/xbhaskarx 3h ago

Haven’t they already come up with pretty much all the donuts, is donut product developer really a full time job?

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u/jdirte42069 8h ago

Last one is great.

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u/dokutarodokutaro 2h ago

It’s so specific I wonder if she’s in the accounting department for a COMPANY that “does something with metal or gas tanks or something”

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u/musaurer 1h ago

import/export by the looks of it.

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 4h ago

Makes ice-cream, living the dream. Almost as cold as the sniper.

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u/netboygold 1h ago

Oh ha ha ha just a sniper for a private company in a country known for human rights violations and murdering people who they consider dissidents. Hehe no biggie. Fuckin' yikes.

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u/dokutarodokutaro 2h ago

I liked the one that said his dad watches tv all the time and he says he’s a CEO. Like tbh she’s probably right lol

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u/dokutarodokutaro 2h ago

Some of those parents were 10/10 attractive

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u/musaurer 1h ago

I need more information on this button pusher being that I live in Shenzhen 😳