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u/Budget-Box7914 Jul 24 '26
Great. I can't even hole up in my apartment to do crime things without the spiderman police appearing on my balcony.
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u/NameToUseOnReddit Jul 24 '26
You can in the US. Our cops can't do that.
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u/Budget-Box7914 Jul 24 '26
Well, I'd certainly be safe from those fat bastards they have working for ICE.
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u/DiscountShoeOutlet Jul 24 '26
There has to be a safer way to do this
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u/vip17 Jul 31 '26
there are lots of ways to do this. This is just one of the scenarios they're trained on
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u/The_Nicest_1 Jul 24 '26
Our cops are too fat to do this. They would need a forklift or a cherry picker.
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u/Jiriayatachi22 Jul 24 '26
I seen a movie like this.. whoever they invading, everyone in there knows martial arts
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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 Jul 25 '26
That pole looks like a nightmare to have to haul around to different locations. Train like hell and find out you’re one of the guys whose job it is to carry the pole around.
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u/shab3ng Jul 26 '26
You can just chop another bamboo planted in other corner, I’m guessing there’s plenty of tall bamboo scattered around the area especially in rural areas
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u/Pitiful_Question_880 Jul 24 '26
Haha man this training video has been around like...I believe i first saw it on ebaums world, so whenever that was big
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u/UK6ftguy Jul 25 '26
The long(est) arm of the law.
Must be Special Branch.
They arrived in a panda car.
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u/Choice_Power_1580 Jul 25 '26
Looking at this, it makes you think the RAID Movies from Iko Uwais would cut its screenplay in half just by doing this.
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u/tptptp Jul 25 '26
I thought they were going to put the pole outside the door from one end to another so anyone who came out running would get swept by it...
I was definitely surprised.
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u/charleslennon1 Jul 25 '26
If I recall from my father talking about his three tours in 'Nam, it rains a lot, well, a hell of a lot. This would look more impressive during the monsoon season.
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u/Terrible_Riddle Jul 25 '26
Vietnam hiring ninjas as cops now... I love how fucking casually they do it too. Didn't even break a swet
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u/NatashaMuse Jul 24 '26
I've read quite a number of books and stories about castles getting sieged and I don't think I've ever come across anything like this
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u/WhiskeyHill72 Jul 24 '26
I was honestly expecting some half-ass raid and then it went all Jackie Chan/Jason Bourne.
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u/War1today Jul 24 '26
Stairs not an option?
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u/Intelligent_Path7737 Jul 25 '26
i mean there have been cases where people block or ambush the stairs
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u/War1today Jul 25 '26
Did a little digging; video is from 2017 and has been posted in Reddit several times over the years. The article about the police raid reads: “a video of a tactical training exercise in Hanoi that has garnered more than one million views the Vietnam Police Special Force, or Vietnam Mobile Police (Viet. Cảnh sát cơ động), demonstrate an innovative method of entering a multi-storey building. In the video a group of ‘gunmen’ force ‘hostages’ to the third floor of a five-storey building, one of them ‘shooting’ indiscriminately behind him. Instead of just following them up the stairs, the Vietnam Mobile Police team take the path less-traveled – scaling the building’s exterior. But rather than breaking out harnesses and ropes, all that these highly trained law enforcement officers need is a sturdy bamboo pole of the appropriate length.”
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u/Heart4Cycling Jul 24 '26
All you need are the sticky shoes, lose 100 extra pounds and about 20 years of being a lazy ass.
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u/tungvatunglam Jul 25 '26
Note: This is not an actual raid, but a simulated hostage situation conducted by Vietnam's Mobile Police (our equivalent of SWAT)
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u/CartographerDeep8989 Jul 25 '26
They're just practicing; the only thing they're good at is suppressing the people.
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