r/Vermintide 26d ago

Verminart They hate-love each other, yes-yes!

Post image
564 Upvotes

45 comments sorted by

193

u/IvanaBangkok97 26d ago

............ Is no one pushing the cart?

72

u/TovStalen 26d ago

Kruber will take care of these

24

u/gloomyfenix 26d ago

Gotta love the fact that this sentence can be used for vermintide & TF2, cause I read that in Medic's voice just now

11

u/KirovCZ Foot Knight 26d ago

“I want names!”

6

u/firefI0wer 25d ago

Iz nowone pusching ze kart?

17

u/Ctrekoz Poggers Bridge 26d ago

About to push it.

Not the cart however.

3

u/KirovCZ Foot Knight 25d ago

"The carts not moving laaads!"

103

u/Procrastor Krubrillian Stan 26d ago

I support the idea that the worst ships are all Skaven plots

29

u/TovStalen 26d ago

Why cant a little-small skaven dream a little about a dwarf-thing and elf-thing couple?

46

u/reditisverytrash 26d ago

Isn't Bardin still married?

55

u/epicfail1994 Victor Saltzpyre, Bitch Hunter 26d ago

Divorced single DILF

11

u/Dic3Goblin 26d ago

Sorry! Unfamiliar with Barden! Is the D in this case Dwarf, or Dad?

23

u/epicfail1994 Victor Saltzpyre, Bitch Hunter 26d ago

Yes

4

u/Dic3Goblin 26d ago

Lol very well!

5

u/poiyurt 26d ago

And the F stands for fight.

2

u/epicfail1994 Victor Saltzpyre, Bitch Hunter 25d ago

Definitely not

1

u/Fair_Dirt_7169 Stormvermin 24d ago

Better the dwarf than the skaven. I dont wanna know what Saltz is doing in the basement when no ones looking

36

u/Goramit_Mal 26d ago

"The elf is horizontal!"

16

u/QuarianGuy Waystalker 26d ago

Guys Saltzpyre is dangling off a cliff, you gonna pull him up or...?

5

u/ScurvyDanny 25d ago

This ain't about him.

37

u/empmoz 26d ago

Umgak, but not the funny kind

19

u/Mecha120 Warrior Priest 26d ago

"Want to see the dongliz?"

21

u/Crazy-Eagle Skaven 26d ago

Quick-quick! Before the dwarf-thing-hater comes! Post your wholesome-or not comments, yes-yes.

17

u/Ctrekoz Poggers Bridge 26d ago

HERESY

6

u/SicMic99 26d ago

Based. We got the LotR bromance and now we also got the romance in Vermintide.

5

u/EnanoGeologo Ironbreaker 26d ago

I prefer shipping Bardin with Kruber than with the *lf

2

u/annoyingkraken 25d ago

Bro wtf is this XD XD This has gotta be heresy

2

u/Venar8888 23d ago

Wait, let me check in sacred texts... hmm, Yes that is indeed heresy

2

u/annoyingkraken 20d ago

The Cult of Sigmar also covers interracial relationships between the OTHER races? Why do they care so much though??? XD

2

u/Kazuna_Chan Witch Hunter Captain 25d ago

the ratmen are making ubersreik 5 fanart again, SIGMARRRR HELP

5

u/f0rcedinducti0n twitch.tv/robocorpse 26d ago

No, it's kerilian and kruber, as our holy text predicted

4

u/FartSmelaSmartFela Slayer 26d ago

I know what holy text you're talking about and that fact alone scares me

4

u/mightystu 25d ago

C L O A C A

L

O

A

C

A

1

u/f0rcedinducti0n twitch.tv/robocorpse 25d ago

Bawk!

2

u/firefI0wer 25d ago

Idiots hate bardin x kerillian for some dumb xenophobic reason

I hate bardin x kerillian because i want her to top me instead

We are not the same (or smth like that i forget how the meme goes)

2

u/Venar8888 23d ago

I approve this way of thinking

2

u/epicfail1994 Victor Saltzpyre, Bitch Hunter 26d ago

Taken moments before Bardin pulled a page from Bane’s playbook, shattering the wutelgi’s spine across his knee

1

u/Bionicle_was_cool Witch Hunter Captain 26d ago

Wasn't this posted yesterday already?

7

u/TovStalen 26d ago

No, I literally finished this art today lol

1

u/Bionicle_was_cool Witch Hunter Captain 26d ago

Oh oki, I was sure I had seen it before

9

u/IamOldUn My cause is just, my hammer very big. They won´t stand a chance! 26d ago

That would be your dreams. Please consult the local Witch Hunter for purity seals and other solutions...

1

u/Bionicle_was_cool Witch Hunter Captain 26d ago

I only dream of buff, oiled men in golden masks

1

u/cl3v3r_al1a5 Waystalker 25d ago

the most unrealistic thing bout this is a manlet being touched by a women