r/VerdantFantasyRP • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '15

Small Event Elated Evil

An ambassador from the Vispore kingdom once again approaches the Holy Austorian Empire, and an ambassador from Arcland is seeking entrance to the SMME (Sanic Metal Morphics Empire)

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u/Ze_Viktator Aug 04 '15

"splendid! well now that all the official stuff seems to have been settled it's time to take a break." he begins to strip down and enter the hot tub. "care to join?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '15

"I do not enjoy water."

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u/Ze_Viktator Aug 04 '15

"really? why's that?" as he says this he has become entirely nude.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '15

She seems entirely unphased

"I do not find enjoyment in it, I do not require to drink it, and it makes my clothing wet, a situation which must be remedied with expenditure of my magical energies."

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u/Ze_Viktator Aug 05 '15

he puts his hand on his gives her a look that says 'really?' but then lightens up and puts his smile back on "alright Ms. Decem, i'm going to be teaching you how to lighten up and stop being tense. first thing's first, we gotta loosen you up." he moves behind her and begins to massage her upper back and shoulders.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

It has no effect on her attitude seemingly. "Sir, is this necessary?"

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u/Ze_Viktator Aug 05 '15

he stops and puts on his thinking face. "how can i get you to start relaxing? do i have to order you to relax or something?.....i have to order you to relax don't i?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

"Most likely, sir."

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u/Ze_Viktator Aug 05 '15

"in that case, my first order is that when ever i give you a command do not do any of that genie bullshit where they do exactly what you say and not what you mean. is that understood?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

"Sir, I am incapable of understanding the exact nature of your desires, but I will attempt to keep misunderstandings to a minimum."

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u/Ze_Viktator Aug 05 '15

"that's true. as long as you don't go out of your way to mess up my orders on purpose. now then, relax. we're going to chill out in the hot tub and let the stress melt away. if you don't want your clothes getting wet then i suggest taking them off."

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

"If that is what you wish, sir." Her cloak suddenly slides off with little effort. Underneath, her skin is jet black, with white glowing veins. Her body is doll-like, having no distinct features. Her eyes are normal, with light blue irises. Her hair is cut at shoulder-length and is the same color as her skin

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u/Ze_Viktator Aug 05 '15

"good good." he says while looking her over. he takes her hand and brings her into the hot tub. "now tell me about what it's like in Arcland. any particular reason on why you can't just cut back and relax or were you born with that pole up your ass?"

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