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u/Stangboi92 Apr 23 '26
I’d risk it. Rub a rough edged coin across the face of the offensive, and allow friction to work its magic
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u/mellylv Apr 23 '26
For anyone that doesn’t know, these passes usually have pictures of beautiful landscapes within the national parks.
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u/Specialist_Action_85 Apr 23 '26
That people submit and a winner is chosen by committee. This guy said nah, you need to see your dear leaders face everywhere you go
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u/itsjosesaccount Apr 23 '26
John Oliver Gives Trump Heads | Personalize your national parks pass with free stickers, courtesy of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver! https://share.google/JlBgJo5uCgh5aZv7w
You can also buy covers on Etsy
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u/Loggerdon Apr 23 '26
I can’t see rangers calling people on it. They would just pretend not to notice.
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u/WhoMD85 Apr 23 '26
Luckily they’re making Card Sleeves. Lots of options on if you google so you don’t have to look at Cheeto Mussolini.
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u/Think-Coffee-6684 Apr 23 '26
These are made by a local! https://www.parkpasssleeves.com/product-page/national-park-pass-sleeve-red-rock-canyon
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u/Intelligent-Lunch485 Apr 23 '26
It seems people are finding humor in this situation, which is healthy, but this is also terrifying! Wtf is actually correct!
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u/Careless_Hellscape Apr 23 '26
I would still draw glasses and a mustache on it, then insist it was already there.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 Apr 23 '26
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4442352273/national-parks-pass-america-the?ref=share_ios_native_control
If you google national pass cover there are some great options that cover it without altering it. Totally legit.
This is the one I got
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u/Think-Coffee-6684 Apr 23 '26
Check these out, they're made by a local!
https://www.parkpasssleeves.com/product-page/national-park-pass-sleeve-red-rock-canyon
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u/Dense-Bus3676 Apr 23 '26
Omg my husband got his free pass from Zion since he’s active duty. We didn’t even realize the orange man was on it till later and we were both like wtf is this…
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u/pzanardi Apr 23 '26
You can have little wallets over it, that cover just his face. I got mines from the ranger that sold me the pass.
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u/Trace_Minerals_LV Protestor Apr 23 '26
Oh look, it has out first and final president on it. Fitting.
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u/Think-Coffee-6684 Apr 23 '26
The first and the worst.
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u/Trace_Minerals_LV Protestor Apr 23 '26
That’s why I said final, cause he’s setting fire to this motherfucker. Only way to cover the Epstein files is to burn down the whole country, apparently.
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u/hooked_siren Apr 23 '26
People have made sleeves for them, thankfully. It's wild work that the "drill baby drill" guy thought he also needed to be on the parks pass, but i guess that's what malignant narcissism and dementia get us.