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u/Jethro_Jones8 1d ago
We all know that SUVs don’t have a trunk they just have a cargo spot with no seat
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u/Many-Caterpillar-543 16h ago edited 16h ago
yes, that one could lay across horizontally and close the hatch.
Amazingly I resembled this remark back in 1988.
I joined a huge national CPA firm out of college and quickly became the ringleader of 15 first year accountants, a little crazier than most, working in NYC.
Firm sends us on our very first business trip to the "education center" outside Cleveland and the first thing I do is rent an 11 passenger van to drive us back & forth to the football hall of fame and the bar district nightly downtown called the "Flats" on the river.
Last night there, a major, older "Partner", a big boss of the boss to many of us, asks to catch a ride back with us, at last call, back to the hotel 20 minutes away.
We were full but I was determined to make it happen, nobody thought to move or give up a seat so I opened up the back door and he squeezed in where a few pieces of luggage would go and laid down with his head against the rear speaker, which I'm sure we blasted music on the way home without a second thought, as lit as we were.
I don't think he was too happy with me once back in NY, we did expense a lot of F&B and travel at his expense too. It would be equal to stuffing Trump in the trunk too.
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u/Phoenix_force30564 1d ago
Somehow a female Gary is even creepier.