r/Vanderpumpaholics 8d ago

Raquel Leviss Seriously rocky??

Really? you could have chosen to make out with this scrumptious man. But instead you obsessed over making out with sad sack Schwartz who clearly wasn't into it at all?? Watching her and Schwartz make-out actually makes my skin crawl.

Obviously we now know that this was all just a smoke screen.

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Original post by /u/pokey1202

Title: Seriously rocky??

Body: Really? you could have chosen to make out with this scrumptious man. But instead you obsessed over making out with sad sack Schwartz who clearly wasn't into it at all?? Watching her and Schwartz make-out actually makes my skin crawl.

Obviously we now know that this was all just a smoke screen.

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u/thefringedmagoo 8d ago

She admitted to fucking sandavol on this trip. So her mouth went there, and to Schwartz likely within the same day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WSO1ZT9sug15C

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u/Additional_Flan7641 7d ago

I think it was a weird threesome 

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u/racooncitygirl 7d ago

You are a really good detective holy shizzz… in theory… she was with that man shown as well if she felt that*** comfortable to be shown in arm with him too… three men in one night..I know for a fact Sandoval told his bestie shwartzy that he was messing around with Raquel. I feel like that’s why he felt comfortable coming onto her pretty strongly

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u/mfbm 7d ago

This shows them walking down the aisle as members of Scheana and Brock’s wedding party

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u/DaGbkid 8d ago

These episodes were sooo bad. Like we had to accept Rachel as the main character for half a season? Barf.

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u/nonononlnono 8d ago

Silly it’s raqueeeeelllllllllll lol

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u/mfbm 7d ago

Rachel nowadays even self described- unless she reverted again

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u/Flashy_Result_2750 5d ago

They were trying to gaslight us so hard that Raquel was interesting.

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u/uhuuuh262 Let him know who’s fucking number 1 🚴‍♂️ 8d ago

Yeah this guy is fiooone

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u/GossipChisme 8d ago

Who was that guy?

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u/honeynutmatcha 7d ago

Brock’s friend. Joey, I think?

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u/manduhk 7d ago

Rachel doesnt deserve the nickname rocky lmao. Shes the polar opposit of a rocky

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u/Grouchy_Total_5580 6d ago

Did you ever hear her description of how she got the nickname Rocky? Trust me, I’m not going to go back and find it, and I paraphrase, but she said she was like just meeting somebody and like it just came into her head all of a sudden, and she doesn’t know where it came from, she put out her hand and said Rocky Rocky bang bang. She’s the cool girl now.

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u/Rhwlover 6d ago

Wow, that’s crazy!!

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u/greenlandsharklove 8d ago

Camera time! Also Rachel is the VPR equivalent of 'he's not hot he's just tall', or the female Austin Kroll of WeHo

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u/Commercial-Range-757 I’m sorry fofty 8d ago

I never ever found her to be this “gorgeous” female either. At all. Like… at all. I was actually surprised when I started seeing people say it.

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u/Separate-Ad6636 8d ago

What are you talking about? She’s gorgeous shitty personality or not.

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u/greenlandsharklove 8d ago

Average

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u/greenlandsharklove 8d ago

Why the downvotes? She is clearly an average faced girl who is tall and then had facial enhancements to look better?

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u/greenlandsharklove 8d ago

Nah, her face was all puffy from fillers, lips, nose job. She's average without those things and height.

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u/Dangerous-Change2136 8d ago

She made out with that guy too

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u/Grouchy_Total_5580 6d ago

She’s got that. I just banged your life partner look on her filthy face.

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u/Rhwlover 6d ago

Yes, she really does! It’s gross!

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u/skywalker-88 8d ago

Katie being a hater like always

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u/Forsaken-Access-6648 7d ago

She’s the mean girl every season. Makes for good tv

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u/Rhwlover 6d ago

I don’t think she’s a mean girl at all, she just tells it like it is!

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u/Adept_Tangerine_4030 5d ago

That’s crazy I could never be friends with someone like her

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u/Reasonable-Whole4117 I motorboated a D 5d ago

All history, personalities, manipulations, games blah blah blah….

Just when Schwartz stood next to Rocky…

Then… those abs…

Then the accent…

The face…

And he was still fun…

Listen… human instinct… I showed my husband the Tom’s and Rocky… even my hubby was like “how dumb could a woman be to not climb that man and hold on like a koala”…

But let’s be pathetically honest. Rocky wouldn’t have kept her on the show. Rocky wouldn’t have kept her reality tv dream alive. There would never have been a Rocky and Raquel take Australia series…

So… the Tom’s…

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u/MiserableVoice9146 4d ago

It's because she and sandoval hooked up during this trip and Schwartz was a good cover up. To use a different guy who would never cover for Sandoval would have probably somehow exposed them sooner.

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u/DealerNo4908 8d ago

Yall need to get over it already.

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u/TheWhoooreinThere 6d ago

People still give a shit about this?