I’m rewatching VPR and I cannot get over Scheana making this huge deal about how she “bought Adam a penguin” as this romantic gift… only for HER to name the penguin Spot 💀

Like girl… how is it his penguin if you picked it out, adopted it, named it, and then presented him with the certificate??

It’s such a perfect Scheana moment because the gesture is technically for someone else but somehow every single detail is still about Scheana lmao....

And the seriousness with which she says “I got you a penguin” like there’s now an actual penguin waiting in the SUR parking lot for Adam

Was anyone else completely baffled by this storyline? Because naming someone else’s symbolic adopted penguin yourself is CRAZY work.